by Stephen Welch October 9, 2006

That Bryson is a fucking cat fucking dick wad with a cuntbag stuck to his ass. god if he shares his milk with the rest of the world, there would be no world hunger.
by Ling Butt 69 April 25, 2008

An outrageously gay, hen-pecked, lightweight person. One who cannot handle their drink/drugs and falls asleep easily
He's not coming clubbing tonight, he's staying in with the wife and doing a Bryson.
Look at the state of him, he's had 3 beers and he's come over all Bryson
Look at the state of him, he's had 3 beers and he's come over all Bryson
by Pablo Martinez December 10, 2003

To Bryson - Bri-son - To be bothered by the unwanted, unwelcome presence of another individual, especially with tendencies toward joining you and other parties bringing absolutely nothing of significance to the present conversation.
Dude, earlier, while we were talking about that bodacious babe, Brian Jarret came over and totally Brysoned us. I completely lost my train of thought due to his asinine bullshit.
by Feed Me Garbage August 3, 2007

I dumbass who thinks he all hot shit and popular but in reality no one gives a flying crap about him. He thinks he is cool by wearing designer clothes but in reality his 'designer' clothes are fake $10 ones you get off of Amazon. He does get blows though! By guys...
by Bertolt May 14, 2017

Bryson is a tall skinny armed person who only likes racist memes, he hates pe, and is not funny whatsoever. Everyone wants him to shut the fuck up, he legit looks like a spaghetti noodle.
"Bryson is so annoying"
by (Canadian racism) January 22, 2019

Being called Bryson means that you are an autistic adopted retard that is mentally disabled and likes men
by Ur moms cock April 17, 2020
