keys full of bumps

hard core drugs Tana Mongoose does at a party

Youtuber: "Dude whats wrong with Tana she thinks she's Hefner?"

Youtuber 2: "Keys full of bumps, man"

*sips drink*

by sister judith November 17, 2017

douche bumps

The bumps you get from seeing a hair-raising douchebag. Usually brought on by the "douche chills."

Brrr. CDC, that dude gives me the douche bumps.

by Unflappable May 17, 2006

stripper bumps

the grosteque lone erruption found on an otherwise attractive ass

At the club Friday night, Leroy was aroused and somewhat sickened to see the rather large stripper bump oozing on pole sliders ass.

by Dmunsey November 3, 2003

fuck bumps

tits, jugs, breasts, hooters, melons, fun bags, ta tas, knockers, titties, boobs, tig ol bitties, mammaries, honkers, teats, milk wagons, chesticles

Barry: "I still can't believe you fingerbanged that tard."

Scott: "That wasn't me. It was my brother. She did have a nice set of fuck bumps on her, so I can't say that I blame him.

Barry: "You've been denying that since Moses was wearing short pants."

by cunthooks April 24, 2011

shit bumps

The Goose bumps your bodey produces in the act of shitting or about to go shitting

God dammit steven i got shit bumps on my arm i might be shitting or about to go shitting.

by myeyesarecold October 3, 2007

Brümpst

A word Olivia has said but refuses to give the definition to, leaving everyone asking in mystery.

Olivia is being quirky saying Brumpst

Olivia: Brümpst, swipe up if you can relate
Adam: What does brumpst mean
Olivia:hehehehehehe

you'll never kno

by Mysterious Quirky Person March 27, 2019

muff bumps

muff bumps: the equivalent of goose bumps to a girl's vagina when she is sexually aroused

Joe gives all the girls muff bumps.

by itsmeduhhxoxo September 30, 2011