browncoating

the act of sticking a penis in an anus to get a browncoating on it

Nigel requested that Maya let him get a browncoating for his birthday. She said yes as long as her thumb got to wear some of his brown...!!

by von groovy May 4, 2019

Brownout

1. A female medical condition typified by a sore anus immediately following a long night of intoxication accompanied by periods of blacking out.
2. Whilst passed out, you are anally violated.

Sally: Did you go home with that guy last night?
Mandy: Yeah, we didnt have sex but my ass really hurt this morning when I woke up.
Sally: Oh God Mandy, you were so drunk last night, did you pass out at his house?
Mandy: uhhh, Suppose I could have...
Sally: oh Mandy! Sounds like you had a brownout!

2.
Tyrone: I drank three foties last night and damn nigga, my ass hurt like a mothafucka this morning!
Dirty Nate: Ahh shit bro. I raped yo booty last. You got a brownout.
Tyron: Oh Tyrone. You wily scamp!

by pap smear ribbon September 22, 2010

brownouts

When you go drinking and the next morning or sometimes later that nights you realize that pieces of the night are missing from your memory. To fluctuate between remembering and being blackout drunk.

GUY 1: What'd you do last night

GUY 2: Well I remember playing drinking games at the house, I don't know how but I somehow eneded up at a club. The next thing I remember was being in a cab with two hot girls who didn't speak english. I must of fucked up though because I woke up on the doorstep to the house.

GUY 1: Fucking Brownouts always screw you over in the end.

by jiffrey June 30, 2007

browncoat

Anyone who supports the left-wing African-American narrative of modern oppression (including white left-wingers) in such a way as to oppress the Vannoken tribe. This includes voting for government programs like "Affirmative Action," which the Vannokens view as taxation without representation, because if the Vannokens don't pay for government programs they don't need, the government will initiate force on African-Americans' behalf to oppress the Vannokens by proxy. Meanwhile, there was never any proper historical election process for the minority of the minority ethnic groups (such as but not limited to the Vannokens), while the Vannoken right to personhood is protected by the international law of self-determinism.

Stock up on AR15s, because we got word that the damn browncoats were going to try to invade the Vannoken lands from the east.

by VannokenSven December 1, 2019

brownsword

A family most noble, the best and most famous being the wonderful Georgina Rose. Comical geniuses, who have a tendency to say dead-pan one-liners! To Brownsword is to say something with conviction, which turns out to be hilariously stupid or silly

'Thats a Brownsword comment'

by Genie67 May 15, 2014

browncoat

(verb)

To gush so enthusiastically about a piece of culture (frequently a cult hit) that you make anyone listening to you less likely to experience or enjoy said cultural item.

Dervied from the noun Browncoat, which refers to fans of the TV series "Firefly."

"I might have enjoyed Harry Potter more, but so many people had told me how great it was that by the time I read the book it had been browncoated."

"Dick browncoated 'The Lord of the Rings' for Jane by telling her to read it every day for three weeks straight."

by Charisma18 May 8, 2007

Browncoated

Nathan Fillion turned the noun Browncoat (A faithful Firefly supporter) into a verb: "Browncoated."

It means legions of Browncoats inadvertently crashing a website, such as www.arcimoto.com, or www.sfx.co.uk, and bringing it to its knees. This is done through the power of sheer enthusiasm when rushing to obey their beloved Captain Nathan Fillion's commands, or even to simply support his awesome suggestions!

Nathan Fillion tweeted: "As usual, y'all Browncoated the site. Be patient. The site only sees your desires as a series of 1's and 0's."

by Kcat10 October 15, 2010