Brown eye tenderizer- someone that likes to have their anus or brown eye, repeatedly assaulted by a fist.
Brown eye tenderizer. That guy really likes his asshole punched. He is a fan of the brown eye tenderizer.
by GravyTrain2231 February 18, 2020
they’re just brown eyes , until you look at them up close. Or get to know the person. you will fall for them.
I fell for his honey brown eyes.
by brella22 May 27, 2019
When you show someone your brown eye then quickly vacate the scene, leaving your victim helpless and traumatized
by Ross Brandenburgg May 15, 2008
by Wicked_M4 April 10, 2006
Fleece Johnson's (aka The Booty Warrior) lust for Little Tony was so great he decided to forgo the customary foreplay of brown-eye gazing, and thrust deep inside, deep 'n' wide.
by Yali on Yanonali September 15, 2017
Joe is always getting women to let him in the back door. He must be some kind of Brown Eye Jedi or something.
by Lt. Short Bus April 14, 2010
When you really have to take an explosive shit and you think that there is no way that you'll make it to a toilet, but are saved by a brief period of relief, giving you precious time to book it to the john.
I almost shit my pants in the park today; luckily, the Brown Eye of the Storm hit so I had time to get to Home Depot.
by winniebegoandthedego September 08, 2010