Brother Zoned

Like the friendzone but much worse. When a guy gets rejected then proclaims you're like a brother to her.

Guy: I love you, will you go out with me?
Girl: That's cute, but I don't feel that way towards you, you're like a brother to me.
Guy: Damn it I just got brother zoned!

by mrperson123 April 11, 2017

you're like a brother to me

The worst thing any guy can hear from the girl he likes. Usually resulting in heartbreak.

"Omg Nate, I love you so much you're like a brother to me!"

by oofed October 15, 2017

Paul Brothers

Low life, stupid, cunt millennials who think they can get out of anything, for example saying the N-word or showing a dead body for six year olds to make fun of.

Or for the more short term, Cancer.

"Oh did you see all the stuff the Paul Brothers are in."

by UnknowUpTheButt May 9, 2018

Dark Brotherhood

The Dark Brotherhood, from the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (which is a kickass game), is an unofficial guild, or a grouping of people. These people are actually deadly assassins,who are hired by people all over the land of Cyrodiil. In order to make dealings with them, you must offer up someone's life, like maybe a family member, or someone close to you, which makes you decide if it's really worth it. The Dark Brotherhood tends to make their assassinations look as though they were accidents, but some people will suspect a lot of deaths to be their doing. In my opinion, they have the best quests and things to do.

-Did you hear about what happened to poor Baenlin? That minotaur head he had on a plaque on his wall dropped right on his head and killed him!
-Idiot, it wasn't any accident. It was the Dark Brotherhood, you should know that. Baenlin's nephew wanted that piece of estate to himself for a while now, so he requested Baenlin's death.

by L-o-M September 3, 2007

he's like a brother

A term girls use when describing another male to their boyfriend that they don't want them to worry about but she is banging his brains out. "Oh don't worry babe he's like my brother." You should definitely worry, he is probably balls deep in her as you read this.

Hanna: Don't worry about Joe, he's like a brother.

By this she means they're getting it on every chance they get.

by Dbauination October 1, 2013

brothel

Where paying for sex is a short term transaction rather than a long term soul-consuming commitment.

John: Let's go to the brothel I got my first pay check!

Oliver: I'm your dad son; this is not okay!

by nomanito May 20, 2016

fine brothers

Two money-loving, jewish youtubers, known for popular reaction videos such as "Kids React", "Elders React" or "Youtubers React" where they profit from other people's reactions. They recently tried to copyright the word "React".

A: Did you saw what the Fine Brothers did recently?

B: You mean those money-hungry, copyrighting Assholes that want to make Youtube even worse? That Finebros?

by CouldYouDefineThat February 28, 2016