broomstache

Mustache that is generally thick and wide and hangs over the upper lip.

I don't know how that guy manages to eat without getting all sorts of food caught in his broomstache.

by blovie July 21, 2011

boostard

the promoter of an illigitimate enterpise

the boostards at enron gefookt us all

by zebedee January 22, 2005

Brooksian

adjective used to describe a terrible, regurgitated joke lacking any trace of humor

"Dude, that joke was seriously not funny. Thing was Brooksian."

by American Dictionary Co. August 17, 2008

Bookstax

n. Someone who gets very very angry and yells over a video game.

v. To nerdrage really really hard

"Wow jason is being a bookstax dude."

" haha man jason just bookstaxed on me after I stole money from him."

by Blightwood October 14, 2009

Brooktard

A man that can solo everything in fiction also he hasnever missed and

Brooktard is hot

by Brooktard July 27, 2021

brooktard

A walking W who is the most handsome man on earth He has also never missed And can solo fiction itself

Omg look thats brooktard he’s a Walking W and sexy asf

by Brooktard July 27, 2021

booksterbate

the act of putting a book on your lap and kegeling a boner against it until you ejaculate in your pants.

i was in class yesterday and i could see right down this hot girls shirt, i couldn't leave so i had to booksterbate.

by zevlin January 29, 2014