Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016

Breach

To put ones hands over head and open mouth wide to show shock and or excitement.

The teacher was so shocked when she heard social repose she breached.

by jr2icy January 7, 2024

Breach

A form of money

“I don’t got breach for the trip”

by hc from nc December 10, 2022

Breaching Submarine

Putting your finger(s) in your butthole while letting spurts of pee out to feel like edging.

"The Breaching Submarine Feels way better then edging."

"Im gonna go Ocean Gate my Breaching Submarine."

by 9saf^ August 14, 2024

Breached

Place were monkey is best and monkeys breached everything and everything became monkeys

Man did you see the new movie breached

by anonymous September 10, 2020

Breach

To put one’s hands on their head and open their mouth in shock.

When the teacher heard the emo music, she was so shocked she breached.

by jrdimes December 21, 2023

Five Nights At Freddy's Security Breach

Five nights at freddys sb (fnaf 9)

IS the most buggy game ever
therefore is bad

dude: bro wanna play fnaf sb
you: no its the most buggy bad ever
you: Five Nights At Freddy's Security Breach is buggy

by nexusmoki January 23, 2023