Brainilessness

A lack of presence of mind; a state of mind where a person’s marbles can be heard rattling around in his head just before he mislays them; a point in a person’s thinking where mindfulness does not naturally occur.

I can see by your present demeanour that, at the present time, you are in a state of brainilessness, whereby your mind has gone for a walk on the wild side without your knowledge or the consent of your intellect.

by Zamboozee December 11, 2011

Brainnumb

The feeling of impending doom someone gets when you have exhausted all forms of entertainment available to you.

Someone would be considered brainnumb when they are sitting at home, has cable, an X-Box, and internet but just doesn't "feel like doing any of those things". He is also bored out of his freakin mind.

by BuuBosa November 2, 2011

brainization

The process of making the whole population smarter by introducing art, music, history, mathematics, and literature.

Let the brainization of the World begin.

by Type2GenomeManiac March 19, 2019

Brainitis

When an individual is being stupid for some indiscernible reason.

“Bruh I got brainitis, I thought four times four was twelve for a sec.”

by Eggmun May 19, 2022

Toxic Brainium

Someone that spams the brainium basher elbarbon96. Is toxic as well

Look it's elbarbon96 the Toxic Brainium

by ShaunIsGay April 23, 2023

brainiac

One who is not only intelligent, but gives the best blowjobs.

My girl gives great head and is incredibly smart; but when I think about it, she's always been a brainiac.

by Bryce King September 19, 2007

Blaining

The vacant, yet intent stare that some people do after making a point, in a manner akin to that of the git-wizard David Blaine.

After John gave his bigoted views on immigration, no one wanted to gratify him with a response but he wasn't going to give up so he started Blaining to prevent anyone changing the subject.

by Andrew Doughty May 3, 2008