Braincel

An incel who believes they can't get laid because their brain is physically too large

Immanuel Kant: Bro I'm telling you this gargantuan fucking head of mine, it's like an overripe canteloupe, no one will ever want to fuck me, I'm such a braincel
Friend: how do you even come up with this stuff

by Ergodic Hypercube August 22, 2021

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Braintext

v. Sending a message without communication through ordinary channels.

n. A communication sent or received without actually calling, talking, writing, emailing or texting.

"Hello? That's so funny... I was literally just calling you... I must have sent you a braintext!"

by Ziggy_Susan March 29, 2009

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Joao

Joao is brainless because he’s doesn’t have a brain

by eimaikoukla September 22, 2018

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Brainless ninny

What dear dumb diary said

YOUR A BRAINLESS NINNY BTW.

by Dumbviper March 12, 2019

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Brainstream Media

Brainstream Media defines the general worldwide media that's using subliminal messaging, NLP, false narratives and pre-written texts in order to corral you to believe a story that isn't (entirely) true. Often times, you'll find that they dispel information, not by tackling the accusation head on, but by talking "around" it and not actually demonstration a real case. It's a dangerous but convincing method of convincing the general population of something being true (or untrue) when in fact, it's incorrect.

The Brainstream media is reporting that Chris Cornell, Chester Bennington, Kate Spade and Anthony Bourdain all committed suicide.

by MamaBear13 June 9, 2020

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