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Bourbon Legend 

An Urban Legend scenario created or enhanced by generous or bountiful use of alcoholic beverages.
"Did Oscar really dance naked at the company party or is that just a Bourbon Legend?"
Bourbon Legend by Pat Lanagan April 9, 2008

Bourbon Meyer 

A whiskey/bourbon cocktail named in honor of the current University of Florida football coach, Urban Meyer. Formulas vary, but my personal favorite is:

(on the rocks in a pint glass)

Bourbon - 3 shots
Lime juice - 1 shot

Fill the rest of the glass with half sweet tea, half Coca-Cola.

Enjoy!
I got so drunk on Bourbon Meyers at the Tennessee tailgate that I don't remember the first half!
Bourbon Meyer by ramma jamma August 23, 2008

Bourbonese 

Extremely drunken slurred nonsensical speech.
I can't understand anything your drunk ass is saying, you're speaking Bourbonese.
Bourbonese by Rusty P. Shackleford November 6, 2013

Bourbon Street Trifecta 

A variety of Bourbon Street, New Orleans, drinks that are known to give you the "full" Bourbon Street experience. They include a Hurricane, a Hand Grenade, and VooDoo daiquiri.
"Last night I had the Bourbon Street trifecta...needless to say, it was a wild one"

Bourbon Baby 

noun: a child conceived when both parents were intoxicated and fornicated without having an actual want for children
Mike: Aw man, I feel bad for Destiny and Jake.
Bob: Why, what happened?
Mike: Destiny found out she's having a Bourbon Baby.

John: Son, we need to talk.
Daniel: Yes, Dad?
John: Son, your mother and I never meant to have you. We were both really wasted and things got heated and...
Daniel: What are you trying to say?
John: You're a Bourbon Baby.
Daniel: *weeps*
Bourbon Baby by The Sinstar Carrier September 19, 2010

Bourbon dynasty 

Most inept monarchial dynasty in the history of Europe. They were thrown out of power and executed during the French Revolution, restored by foreign powers, only to be thrown out of power again. Though they still rule in Spain, having been restored after being thrown out of power(again), more often when one refers to a Bourbon dynasty, they refer to a franchise such as the Cleveland Browns or Winnipeg Jets, teams that left the league because they were not competitive enough, only to be later restored.
The Winnipeg Jets are nothing more than a Bourbon dynasty.
Bourbon dynasty by An Old Whig September 30, 2013