Bourbonese 

A language usually spoken or texted after a night of heavy liquor drinking or after few glasses of bourbon. This jibberish is comparible to vodkanese and words are intertwined with both languages.

My ex sent me a text 3am this morning. I need to study up on my Bourbonese because I'm not sure if he needed a ride or aliens made him cry.

Bourbonese by lilnki December 7, 2016

Bourbonese 

Extremely drunken slurred nonsensical speech.

I can't understand anything your drunk ass is saying, you're speaking Bourbonese.

Bourbonese by Rusty P. Shackleford November 6, 2013

bourbonate 

to drink bourbon

Man, I can't wait to bourbonate later!

bourbonate by kskenn April 20, 2011

Uncle Bourbone 

A man who deals with patience, especially from people who can't control their autism.

Wow, he's really being a uncle bourbone to that guy!

Uncle Bourbone by Godiswithmeandnotyou February 25, 2018

bourbonised 

the state of drinking copious amounts of bourbon in an effort to get extremely drunk and elevate stress

it has been a really tough day, lets go and get bourbonised

bourbonised by Beetle Bean March 10, 2009

Bourbonize 

To execute royal family, like the French executed the Bourbons in 1793, during French Revolution.

Louis XVI was bourbonized in 1793.

Bourbonize by KremlinGremlin December 3, 2013

Bourbonaise 

Bourbonaise describes the viscosity and smell of male ejaculate after a night of heavy drinking, particularly after drinking bourbon or other whisky products.

Greg exclaimed excitedly, "I've got the worst hangover, but NEEDED to rub one out. I just unloaded an entire shot glass full of bourbonaise this morning."

Bourbonaise by LeftHandRev June 19, 2015