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erin burgess

Erin Burgess, (troll). Refers to the special breed of creature that prowls through high school halls praying on young boys named Ben.
Use caution when you approach an erin burgess, Ben. You might not come back with a tounge.
by iloveErin November 9, 2009
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borgasim

the name of the book that "trish the dish" from mallrats was writing.
borgasm - a study of the 90s male sexual libido
by Anonymous March 16, 2003
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Filthy Burgess

When someone smears hot poo on the back of your neck so it looks like a mullet.
I just recieved a Filthy Burgess.
by Richard M Burgess October 2, 2003
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bonges

Someone who regulates, especially on the Ultimate field
Did you see that guy who scored the last point. That was Bonges!
by elboza May 3, 2007
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borger

by Golden Inferno February 5, 2019
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Borgasm

1) When someone is at their peak of boredom and he/she is about to go insane.

2) When someone has a very boring orgasm.
1) "Hey Chris! I'm having a serious borgasm here! Come over and bring Jordan. We'll make it a borgy!"

2) "I guess I'll just have a borgasm to pass the time!"
by lenovac May 7, 2010
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Borger, Texas

About as close to Bumfuck, Egypt as America gets.

Borger is a small town roughly 45 miles outside of Amarillo, situated in the Texas Panhandle.

Known for it's hardy, ignorant people and potent stench (a mix of feedlot carryover from other cities in the Panhandle and the ungodly stench of a Carbon Black plant, a Fertilizer plant AND an Oil Refinery), Borger finds itself caught somewhere between the quaint charm of Mayberry in it's decline, and the horror of Silent Hill.

The residents are mostly highly prejudiced (particular in regards to race, religion and "Them Evil Demmicrats!") but put on varying degrees of bland banality that range from outright batshit crazy codger to the sweet old lady who always smiles at you, says hi, and secretly pisses in every glass of iced tea she gives you.

The only industries thriving in Borger are the Oil Refinery, and of course, the mecca of all civilization in this tiny wasteland, Wal-Mart. However, Borger is so tiny and insignificant, it doesn't even get a freaking Wal-Mart Super-Center.

Pass through on the road to better places, but do NOT STOP. This town is a vortex that sucks away futures and intelligence.
Bob: You ever speak to Jody? She has to be the most ignorant redneck I've ever met. Used the N-Word at least a hundred times in the span of five minutes and proceeded to hit me with a Bible when I told her I was a Gay Atheist.

John: What do you expect? That bitch is from Borger, Texas.

Bob: Explains the smell.
by Gorshinspew March 10, 2011
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