Boner Shits

When one suffers from the adverse side-effects (mostly bowel related) of Viagra.

Oh damn Clara, I have the boner shits.

by theface2277 July 20, 2013

boertjie

An Afrikaans speaking person living in South Africa and Namibia. The word ‘boertjie’ comes from the Dutch word for ‘farmer’ and became popular when the British were fighting with the farmers in Southern Africa, the Boer War. The ‘tjie’ is a diminutive suffix.

There is a lot of boertjies playing rugby. The boertjies have been in Africa since 1652.

by Isosha January 17, 2014

breakfast boner

an erection similar to the morning wood, only it is slightly delayed and doesnt rise until your at the breakfast table. can also refer to a morning wood erection that doesnt go down until your at the breafast table. or it can simply be used interchangably with morning wood.

Steve woke up in the morning to his surprise with no erection. However, while waiting on his pancakes Steve got a breakfast boner.

by canvasfred August 9, 2010

Sadness Boner

When you get so sad you get a boner.

"I'll never bang Scarlett Johansson. *Sadness Boner*"

Funerals, break-ups, movies, and disappointing Christmas gifts are all causes of a Sadness Boner.

by kain2201 October 16, 2013

Bernoulli Boner

When you pop a boner due to thinking about or discussing physics

Hey dude, when the professor solved that equation for dQ/dT I popped a Bernoulli Boner

by thatDudeFromBridgewater April 9, 2017

Authority boner

When a someone, who generally has no authority, is given authority. Thusly, resulting in an erection due to over confidence and an inflated self-worth

When the mall cop saw some kids loitering where they shouldn't be; he instantly got an authority boner at the thought of kicking them out of the mall.

by We fixed the glitch1111 September 25, 2017

Intimacy Boner

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An erection that comes to fruition when a partner shares those special three words.

Her: I love you.
Him: *gets a raging hard on*
Her: Did you just get hard?
Him: It's an Intimacy Boner. Look it up.

by Bae Poo 69 September 3, 2021