boonie woonies

The boonie woonies is the area in a state that is completely uninhabited by any type of civilization whatsoever.

Jack: Dude I hope you stopped for gas, we are about to drive through the boonie woonies

James: No problem theres only 400 miles of Boonie Woonies in this state and I've got a hybrid

2 hours later

James: We're out of gas

Jack: WERE STUCK IN THE BOONIE WOONIES WITHOUT CELL COVERAGE!!! GREAT!

by Srapples October 3, 2013

boonie kid

Kids with no parents that hang out at Denny's at 3 am. Usually found on Guam.

That boonie kid chased a damn chicken under my car!

by Scurvy Mike June 19, 2008

boony spanker

a brown person, who smells of dirty fishy vagina, who is usually seen covered in dirt and is always followed by a wreaking stench, that 97% of the time induces vomiting. This person usually has few or no teeth at all, scrag pieces of hair every where on their body but never too much in one place, they have webbed feet and hands because of their genetic brown mutations, also they seem to be able to reproduce asexualy because they have both a dick and a vage.

man you look and smell like such a boony spanker.

by buthole hater January 12, 2009

toony boony

When you fart while watching cartoons and get a boner or horny.

Delbert just had a toony boony while watching sponge bob.

by DJ Belbert February 10, 2017

boonie bopping

On a Sunday morning when the amish are goin to church on their bicycles you put a boxing glove on the end of a broomstick and while you are drivin by them punch them with the boxing glove

Man1: Alright you need me to get closer to the shoulder?
Man2: AW HERE ARE SOME OF THEM -punch amish-
Man1: WOW BOONIE BOPPING IS CRAZY

by p black July 13, 2006

boonie bashing

boonie bashing: driving on dirt roads in forested areas or
driving on non-roads with a four wheel drive

"Let's go boonie bashing!"

by 98xj December 16, 2008

Boonie Wampin

Driving and doing fun stuff out in the middle of nowhere, far away from civilization.

Me and my friends went out boonie wampin last night.

by Lucky Lalu January 11, 2023