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Kenneth Bone

Pure, unadulterated perfection in the form of a human being; the physical return of Christ himself.
Person 1: "Where are you going?"
Person 2: "To church"
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "I have to be prepared for the return of Christ, it could happen at any time."
Person 1: "He already returned and his name is Kenneth Bone"
by Ken Bone = God October 15, 2016
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Soft Bone

A semi-erect Penis. Typically unable to achieve a raging hard on. Usually hard enough for a wank or receiving oral but unable to penetrate.
Too much booze last night gave me the soft bone so she just blew me and a nut buttered her tonsils.
by Dick Onchin August 26, 2020
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bone hawk

When one guy tries to check out another guy's unit at the urinal.
I hate pissing next to Fred. He always tries to bone hawk me.
by jdogtex December 27, 2008
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Bone Thugs N Harmony

Real true thugs off da double Glock. They are one of the only real niggas now, not like the faggots Nelly, Ja rule, 50, P. Diddy. Bone dont have to rap about girls and cars like those hip-pop sluts. They are the real definition of true real thugs.
sawed off 12 gauges and mac-10s :)
by Leathaface August 1, 2003
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naughty bone

1. The state of male erotic attraction. Often used with "the".
Antonym: "frowny bone".
2. The part of the sexual psyche that responds to erotic stimulus.
1. "Omar's got the naughty bone for you."
2. "Omar's costume really tickled my naughty bone."
by Jim McGinty November 8, 2005
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Chicken On The Bone

Another way to tell someone they're being boneheaded, stupid, or even wack

Also a well known quote quote from the web series The Flawless 4, Normally said by Britney and Amy (which happen to be characters of the show)
Christi, you're being stupid. Chicken on the bone, actually.

I heard Lorenzo is just being a Chicken On The Bone... boneheaded even.
by Amy whack July 30, 2018
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Ken Bone

A God that walks among mere mortals here on Earth.
I worship Ken Bone and his sweater 5 times a day, for I am devout to my Lord.
by ACJ99 October 12, 2016
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