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baltic mini-ramp

This is a homosexual competition in which two gay male partners have anal intercourse with eachother until their fecal matter is in one compacted ball and ready to explode out of the anus. Both partners then lay down right next to one another on their stomachs. They then shove their testicles up between their legs forming a "mini-ramp" next to the anus.

The goal of this competition is to shoot the compacted shit-ball off of the testicles and see who ramps it the farthest. Loser of the competition eats both of the shit-balls.
person 1: "Why does that faggot have brown teeth?"

person 2: "He lost the Baltic Mini-Ramp last night. What a fag!"
by glimpze740 July 3, 2008
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That son of a bitch boltinghoued my car seat!
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A air powered device with a multiple of hoses ,hence the Baltic Squid
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Balticization

a political process in which an independent country is subjected to annexation of a powerful country and gains independence again. The term comes from the Baltic States (Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania) that were independent from 1920 till 1940, when they were annexed to the Soviet Union, only to secede as independent countries in 1991.
Balticization differs from Balkanization.
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dyne:bolic

A free distribution of the Unix Operating System Linux that is geared toward those who want to run multimedia applications. It allows a user to edit video, audio, and pictures with many included programs. It is bootable Live from a CD or DVD, and is relatively small and streamlined.
You are able to run dyne:bolic on a soft or hard-modded XBox.
Damn, he's got dyne:bolic on his 'Box.
dyne's hot.
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office bolotics

Office bolotics arise when arranging a "office function" as in who and who not to invite etc !!!
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