dead body buddy

A friend that you can call anytime, day or nght, after you've killed someone and they will come help you hide the body without any questions because they know if you killed them they must have needed killing. This is, of course, just the depth of your friendship since hopefully you'll never have to invoke the "dead body buddy" clause.

I was stranded 30 miles outside of Houston when I had just had surgery and my husband who was driving me home got food poisoning and I didn't know what to do, but one call to my dead body buddy Donna and she and her husband drove 7 hours to come get us and take us home.

by sonyaj68 July 6, 2009

goblin body

The physical shape of someone's body that resembles that of a goblin. Usually fairly thin, long arms, but thick thighs and a jutting out gut.

I wish I was a bit more fit, but all I've got are my fat little titties and a goblin body.

by gregory_bryant December 2, 2016

neck body

To possess a body the size of your neck, indicating you have a thin body, with little meat

Kartik, get yo neck body ass. You can’t even lift 3 pounds.

by NeckBody April 19, 2018

My Body Is Ready

Phrase said by Reggie Fils-Aime in a Wii Fit test at an E3 the meme exploded so much that even Nintendo referenced it in Pokémon

Les do this My Body Is Ready

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje August 14, 2021

its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off

The sentence most unique and interesting said by the most famous character in all fiction, Spongebob, in the video called "The Bikini Bottom Flood". This tragic statement is said by Spongebob after being asked by Patrick about "What a Die is?"

Patrick: What's a Die?
Spongebob: Its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off
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by The SexiestDudeYouKnow February 22, 2019

Bodeis

A fuzzy man like creature that rises from the mist once every thousand years with something cleaver to say every time. These moments in time are called "Bodeis moments". You can never understand them because he has a speech impediment but, when you can...theyre the best thing since the British woman.

Bodeis moment #1 - So yeah id totally did justins mom last night, and by Justins mom im mean his step mom and by his step mom, and by his step mom i mean...she gave me oral.

Bodeis moment #2 - BODEIS WHO THE HELL CARES!!??? Bodeis says : THIS IS WHAT CARES!!!! *points to nipple*

Prolly more that i cant remember but....yeah you get the point Bodeis rules...HAIL BODEIS!

by McWiggins O'Kelly May 23, 2008

bodeboop

The feeling of pure anguish and despair in the act of toe stubbing, only felt by robots

As Rosie, the Jetsons' robot, was cleaning the kitchen, she stubbed her mechanical toe against the table and felt intense bodeboop.

by I want to see the manager February 12, 2020