bluebox

A condition, similar to blueballs but applicable to women, in which the genital area is flooded with blood for so long without release that it becomes painful. Can be both a noun and a verb, and used literally or figureatively.

"I was totally going to do it with this guy last night, and we were all making out and what not, then he left, and now I've got a nasty case of bluebox."

"Considering the way the White house owns Congress right now, Harriet Miers is gonna feel totally blueboxed if she doesn't get confirmed."

by Cosmo October 4, 2005

Blueberry Knightmare

The strongest fucking weed on the face of the planet, its famously strong. Just by inhaling second hand smoke it will knock you out.
The strain was invented by a botanist from Harvard named Gustavo Esparza in the late 80's, he died on march 26, 1995. The evil strain of weed lives on, although there are many imitators out there who just steal the name. You will know when you get the real Blueberry Knightmare

RAUL:Yo! yesterday the party was poppen at 2 a.m. the Dj was Cuttin up Tracks, The Music was Bumpin, people were dancing and grinding on each other, but then this gangster fool named "Casual" walked in smoking on a fat spliff of the infamous BLUEBERRY KNIGHTMARE...
the second hand smoke put everyone to sleep, everybody was on cloud 9

Cuban Pete: wasnt "Casual" the only one smoking it??? i dont know how he could even handle it!!!

Raul: I bet he has a higher tolerance to weed then snoop dogg

Cuban Pete: "Casual" is my hero and role model

Raul: hahaha everyone else in the party got knocked out just by the after smoke

Cuban Pete: God bless Gustavo Esparza the inventor!!!

by FishyFish2007 January 24, 2010

Bluebook Bob

A person who is very difficult to work with. One who is demanding and unreasonable, quick to place blame without first researching the facts. A person who does not care about the feelings of others or of the consequences their words and actions have on others. They find it easier to blame someone than to find out the root cause of the problem or ever admit they may be at fault. Their behavior may be attributed to the lack of oxygen to their brain from the constricting outdated mom jeans that they tend to wear.

It would be better to bang your head on a wall over and over again than to hold a conversation with Bluebook Bob.

by Tired of Bob March 5, 2012

Bluebottling

When a girl is tossing you off and your about to finish and she stops

Yo girl why you stop for,you bluebottling me?, now I'm going to have to finish my self off (walks into bathroom)

by Shakespeare95 April 30, 2015

Blueberry foot steps

When blueberries come to your house at night and attack you. The only way to get rid of them is to call 911 and put them on trail and get them executed in electric chair.

Blueberry foot steps were at my house at 2:48 AM last night.

by Minecraftjoe2 June 6, 2015

bluey

slang term for valium, used mostly in Ireland and Scotland

"a few blueys and i'll be happy as larry'

by phreg November 17, 2017

Blueberry Butthole

A drink found on only a few select menus of certain bars. It consists of Creme de Cacao, muddled blueberry and a splash of Blue Curacao to give its distinct color. Shaken, never stirred and served with a lemon wedge.

Did you see me pounding those Blueberry Buttholes last night? I was lit.

Gina loves her Blueberry Buttholes. It’s all she gets.

I love a nice Blueberry Butthole after a long day at work.

I hate when Martha starts up with the Blueberry Buttholes. You can’t talk to her.

by PoopyLord September 17, 2018