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Blonding

A condition affecting women at major universities across the united states. Symptoms include hair color becoming blonde, regardless of actually color, excessive use of white girl gangsta language, enlarging of the breasts, decrease in appetite and overall intelligence, narccissistic behavior as well as acute nymphomania and concurrent short-term memory loss. Rampant in Sorority houses. Normal onset is Sophmore year. Only cure is distance from any major university
"Allie has succumbed to the Blonding. She's just not the same person anymore."
by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009
mugGet the Blondingmug.

blonde

A person who says something or who gets something half an hour later, who laughs for something for ages.
oh my god, you are so blonde, you freak!
by Claire March 27, 2005
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blonde

A hair color that is often confused with being stupid because blondes have more hair on their heads
All you people who are tired of this dumb blonde crap, come and listen to a song I've written on this matter - "Dumb Blonde Blues" - and maybe after you hear it, you'll open your eyes on the fact that the color of your hair has nothing to do with your intelligence.
by Karen Stickney August 29, 2008
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Blonde

1. A hair color
2. A term often associated with those who do not have a high enough intelligence to be considered a brunette.
3. A word that smart people use in attempt at ridiculing someone with prettier hair than them, hoping it will make said blonde feel dumb.
4. A word used as a synonym to slut
1. The girl has blonde hair
2. -Animals are people too you know. -Dude, you are SO blonde!
3. -I'm prettier than you! -So? You're blonde!
4. As rare as a blonde virgin
by TheDoctorsCompanion November 24, 2010
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blonded

When you see a blonde female and automatically think she's bomb because of her blonde hair. Then you see her face and realize you were blinded by her blonde hair.
*some guy* damn look at that girl she a finee blonde!"
*chick with him* "ew shes hammered you were blonded"
*that guy* "ohh...shit you're right"
by boonerlolsexpenis101 June 21, 2011
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blonde

someone with light colored hair and sexy features. :)
I am a sexy blonde with big boobs. :)
by Stacy April 4, 2004
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Blonde

n. A variety of hashish, referring to its golden color.
"Wanna buy some blonde?"
by callinghome November 1, 2004
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