A condition affecting women at major universities across the united states. Symptoms include hair color becoming blonde, regardless of actually color, excessive use of white girl gangsta language, enlarging of the breasts, decrease in appetite and overall intelligence, narccissistic behavior as well as acute nymphomania and concurrent short-term memory loss. Rampant in Sorority houses. Normal onset is Sophmore year. Only cure is distance from any major university
by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009
A person who says something or who gets something half an hour later, who laughs for something for ages.
by Claire March 27, 2005
All you people who are tired of this dumb blonde crap, come and listen to a song I've written on this matter - "Dumb Blonde Blues" - and maybe after you hear it, you'll open your eyes on the fact that the color of your hair has nothing to do with your intelligence.
by Karen Stickney April 30, 2006
1. A hair color
2. A term often associated with those who do not have a high enough intelligence to be considered a brunette.
3. A word that smart people use in attempt at ridiculing someone with prettier hair than them, hoping it will make said blonde feel dumb.
4. A word used as a synonym to slut
2. A term often associated with those who do not have a high enough intelligence to be considered a brunette.
3. A word that smart people use in attempt at ridiculing someone with prettier hair than them, hoping it will make said blonde feel dumb.
4. A word used as a synonym to slut
1. The girl has blonde hair
2. -Animals are people too you know. -Dude, you are SO blonde!
3. -I'm prettier than you! -So? You're blonde!
4. As rare as a blonde virgin
2. -Animals are people too you know. -Dude, you are SO blonde!
3. -I'm prettier than you! -So? You're blonde!
4. As rare as a blonde virgin
by TheDoctorsCompanion November 22, 2010
When you see a blonde female and automatically think she's bomb because of her blonde hair. Then you see her face and realize you were blinded by her blonde hair.
*some guy* damn look at that girl she a finee blonde!"
*chick with him* "ew shes hammered you were blonded"
*that guy* "ohh...shit you're right"
*chick with him* "ew shes hammered you were blonded"
*that guy* "ohh...shit you're right"
by boonerlolsexpenis101 May 21, 2011
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by callinghome November 02, 2004