Dock blocking

When someone gets between or stops two guys while the are attempting to dock their cocks.

Leanne was totally dock blocking me and Winston last night

by Chris and winnie April 19, 2018

Optic nerve blocking

To block someone/something from your field of vision. There is a possibility that you can still hear them but it comes in the form of sounds that remind you of them.

SQUIP: It's called optic nerve blocking. I have been blocking Michael from your field of vision.

by pinkberryy August 17, 2020

slow blinking

When you are talking to someone and the only thing coming out of their mouth is complete utter bullshit and you find yourself so lost for words at their stupidity that all you can do is slowblink at them

Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are

Sally: last night at the club all these boys were staring at me,I think they all fancy me

Charlie: *slow blinking*

by Tacodelrey June 11, 2014

bonking

Having sex. It's a word that is widely acceptable in British society - not as rude as shag and *far* less rude than the offensive fuck.

The London Times recently wrote that President Bill Clinton "may forever be known as Bonking Bill."

by martin November 12, 2003

Boiking

Walking around aimlessly without any objective or regard for others

We got to the game late, because campion was boiking around

by Goons13579 September 4, 2018

Boinking

Boinking

Boinking the sound a pogo stick makes when in use.

Boinking can also be a vulgar term for having casual sex with someone.

Oh they're not committed, they're just boinking(having sex).

by Merci Merc January 17, 2013

Blinding Whities

The ejection of bodily fluids, simultaneously, from both axes. Usually performed on bathroom ware in close proximity.

Sorry boss, can't get there. Had a dodgy, Got the blinding whities.

by halfpie December 5, 2019