Blitzed

the action of jacking off or pounding someone from behind and cumming on their back and making them leave it there while out in public

My boyfriend blitzed me before we left tonight, it's making me horny

by Jarl Blitzen April 10, 2020

Blitzed

the most intense sex you can have while high

Beani and i were so blitzed last night

by chimera012 June 11, 2013

blitz

The act of consuming both alcohol and marijuana to achieve a unique combination of the two substances effects. When alcohol is consumed first this combination typically results in a marijuana high with more energy and less paranoia.

Last night we drank a 40 and smoked a blunt. I was blitz!

by k-dizzledanksta April 28, 2007

blitz

n. - Shortened form of the fitness blitz.

v. - To partake in a fitness blitz.

"Want another beer?"
"No thanks man, I just started my blitz."
"Oh, just for the new year?"
"Nah, I've been blitzing since Thanksgiving"

by MEEEEE KO January 21, 2008

blitz

To wipe out any sign that there was information there before.

I've just blitzed the pc.

by James Clark February 14, 2004

blitz

To blitz something.
Mainly associated with interactng with something or doing something. Or even doing an organised session or tradition.
In the case below we are on about having a jam.
And playing pro evo 6.

Stef: "Yo Barns, it's stef man. What you up to?"
Banry: "Not alot bud, come up for a blitz?"
Stef: "Hell yer man it's been ages! i'll be up in 10"
Barny: "Sick! In a bit!"
Stef: "Love you haha!"
Barny: "...................."

Jack: "Stef man lets blitz pro evo innit!"
Stef: "Set it then you mug!"
Jack: "Shrek"
Stef: "............"

Stef: "Blates gunna blitz that party later man"
T.C: "Fo Sho!"

by Stefan Mark Guy Kimber September 06, 2007

blitz

To escape somewhere quickly, or to consume something hurriedly.

"It's the police. I better blitz out of here."

"He blitzed through that bag of Funyuns.

by Fat Tony January 13, 2004