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benchslap

A benchslap is when a judge humiliates an attorney, insults another judge, or reverses a lower court in a particularly demeaning manner. A judicial bitch slap, if you will. This term was popularized by David Lat of AboveTheLaw.com (when he was blogging for UnderneathTheirRobes.com).
That was a classic Kozinski benchslap.

Judge Judy totally benchslapped that hooker that claimed to be a model, did you see that?

She might be a litigatrix, but that didn't help her dodge that brutal benchslap.
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Bleach Blonde Amber

A typical no brained slutty blonde with no moral values. She lives off of her parents, they raise her daughter. She is easy, loose and has long nasty wizard sleeves. Don't let the cleavage fool y'all, those big things hang and have sausage nips. Eeeeewww!
by Phat Dick Nick December 15, 2016
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cate blanchett

a incredibly talented actress that is only for the girls and the gays.
straight guy: “have you seen thor ragnarok?? Cate Blanchett is so hot!!”
lesbian: “shut up”
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bench racer

One who talks about how fast a vehicle is, yet does not have one of their own.
Dude!, i have a friend who's Neon is faster than yours!

I know a car that is faster than yours.
by Sidney Pollack May 28, 2005
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Breeding Bench

A porn tool used in scenes where one parter will bend the other over a bench and ejaculate inside them.
I really enjoy watching breeding bench porn.
by Sarick August 24, 2018
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Blanche

Sweet, caring and funny girl that loves being around people. can make people laugh at their darkest days, they will always cheer people up . They are beautiful and often called beauty Goddesses. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. . Can make lots of friends. A fantastic friend who can make everyone smile.
She's so Blanche.

What a Blanche!

Should be more Blanche's in the world.
by girwhohasswag November 12, 2011
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bench warmer

One who doesnt get called up into play, hence sitting through the whole game and "warming the bench".
"Hey coach, can I finally join in?"

"Nah, why dont you do your part and warm the bench."
by tranquillo June 15, 2005
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