beltarian

A person who utilizes libertarian rhetoric or associations to disguise support of government agendas.

Most often lives or operates inside the Washington D.C. political arena, located within the borders of Interstate 495, aka the "Capital Beltway".

That beltarian is at it again: claiming we need to shrink government while advocating for tax increases and more war spending.

by zwordsmith December 18, 2012

Blentrat

The act of yeeting a rat into a blender, and spilling the remains onto your countertop.

I don't cook. But when I do, I blentrat

by Th3 Pr0curat0r July 16, 2019

Belt Line Blues

Usually caused by prolonged work on belt lines in a mine causing fatigue and depression on the workforce.

Im not feeling too good, think I'll have to phone in sick with the belt line blues.

by Prince of potash December 11, 2019

Franchise belt

A franchise champion is a belt given to certain boxers to avoid fighting their mandatories who are young hungry lions

You know they gave Canelo that franchise belt as he don't want no smoke with Charlo

by elelcooljane October 24, 2019

beltway brat

Someone raised in the Washington D.C. metropolitan area, by parents who moved to the area to work in the government or a related field (law, lobbying, defense contractors, etc). The strictest definition would only apply to people living within the Capital Beltway, but more usually it refers to any county the Beltway passes through or encompasses (Washington D.C., Arlington, Alexandria, Falls Church, Fairfax, Montgomery, and Prince George's County). As military brats are likely to know an unusual amount about the military, so beltway brats are likely to know an unusual amount about politics and government.

Alice: Charlie kept talking to the teacher about tort reform. How does he know so much about politics?
Bob: Oh, he grew up here in D.C., and his mom works for the Department of Agriculture-- he's a total beltway brat.

by lukebn April 20, 2010

Belt Tuck

A method of penis stealth in which the man flips his boner up underneath his belt. However, the shirt must be kept down during this procedure or else the tip of his penis will become visible.

Billy performed a belt tuck when Mrs. Stevenson asked him to answer a question on the board.

by Ad Man February 10, 2009

belt boner

Terminology used to describe the state of a boner having been re-adjusted to be concealed underneath the belt. Essential for walking out of class without pole-vaulting yourself into the hallway. Also known as a "stealth boner".

daaamnnn, I thought I had my belt boner in place when I went to give the presentation, but after a few minutes everyone started throwing spitballs at my crotch for some reason and then I came in my pants and everyone hated me

by NMC December 15, 2004