Bleeding the meat

To masterbate aggressively for a long period of time.
Often after a bad day to relieve stress, this type of self love will almost always result in some pain afterwards.

Guy1: Whoa! Did you see how Jack was walking today after getting rejected by Sarah lastnite?

Guy2: Yeah, no kidding he must have totally been bleeding the meat lastnite.

by TheMeatBleeder September 7, 2009

Bleeding frog

when you throw a stick in the woods and you accidentally hit a frog and it bleeds.

Dude this girl in my school gave some kid a bleeding frog.

by mike huntering February 14, 2012

bleeding herman

noun:When you masterbate to much, your penis stops shooting cum and starts shooting blood.

Since adam klein never jacks it, he doesnt have to worry about getting a bleeding puppy.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Bleeding Nightmare

An act of bleeding out all your hate, anger, fear, loneliness, jealously, confusion and other negative forms of energy. Bleeding Nightmare is accomplished during your sleep. After falling asleep, 100% of these negative forms of energy disperse and float in the darkness of your room. Your body will have a chance to partially recover from the tragedy of life. These floating evil energy will watch your body recover in the night. 2/5 of the negativity will be release from your body and never return. The moment you open your eyes, roughly 3/5 (floating in your room) of the remaining negative energy return back to your spiritual component. Hence, these evil energy will strike your heart to remind you that reality wants your absolute attention thus giving you no time to love. The universe is an irrational place because we human constantly polluting the universe with roughly 2/5 of our dark energy (daily). Dreaming is reality while "true" reality is a nightmare. The only way of bleeding out all your nightmare is to die in your sleep and never have to face reality ever again.

**At OSU-OKC**
David: I failed my Chemistry, Macroeconomic, Philosophy, and Spanish class. I'm going to sleep.
GDL: Why?
David: I'm going to cause a bleeding nightmare.
GDL: David, you are a successful failure. You work at five down stairs today by the way.
David: I'll bleed as much as possible.

by BenchMax345 February 20, 2008

bleeding-ponytail

a Baby Boomer who pines for hippie or pre-sellout days,and
displays these feelings by wearing a ponytail/speaking hippie lingo.

-bleeding-ponytail speak-
person1-Hey bob wasn't that movie "far out"?
person2-yeah I know man it was totally groovy

by Demosthenes Akira May 18, 2006

Bleeding Ulser

A bleeding ulser is a whole in a persons stomach. witch they get from too much "Stress" It hurts badly. Also You can throw up "blood" and You can die from it.

Bleeding ulser is a whole in a persons stomach. some times it can be a small one. and it bleeds slowly or fast.

by Megan Fighterstar September 26, 2006

bleeding anus cloud

1 MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!; 2 the most random cartoon short ever made ; 3 A Film by Don Hertzfeldt

While in the bathroom, Paul noticed that his anus was bleeding , like the bleeding anus cloud, due to his extreme constipation.

by tigmastaflex November 11, 2008