by Yeerrrrr October 1, 2021

It had become way too common a theme in Michael Vick's life...
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??"
It was 4th down. Fido just wasn't doing his job. Neither was Fluffy. Spuds was already out with an injured leg. Obviously, these were dogs and not men - none of them was prepared for the battle on the field.
Mike took out his Lassie-blaster and took care of business...
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??"
It was 4th down. Fido just wasn't doing his job. Neither was Fluffy. Spuds was already out with an injured leg. Obviously, these were dogs and not men - none of them was prepared for the battle on the field.
Mike took out his Lassie-blaster and took care of business...
by Bobb Barker October 4, 2007

by Honeybunny99 February 20, 2017

Term for your dick if it's capable of blasting over 30 gallons of semen at over 300 mph during ejaculation. Can also be used as a defense mechanism.
During sex with my girl, I accidentally used my peepee blaster and now she's stuck to the ceiling, dead. It's been a week and she hasn't fallen down yet.
I was walking down a dark alley when I got robbed. Little did he know that I had my peepee blaster on full charge.
I was walking down a dark alley when I got robbed. Little did he know that I had my peepee blaster on full charge.
by gay is bad June 6, 2018

by davrimeh October 8, 2018

by pentozali August 28, 2006

Slang term for a black man's penis.
Simultaneously manages to associate black males with both guns and aids. Truly brilliant.
Simultaneously manages to associate black males with both guns and aids. Truly brilliant.
His friends laughed when the young negro pulled his aids blaster out of the blonde's ass and shot her in the face.
by ishigotori December 5, 2012
