side balding

When a man loses the hair on the sides of his head before he goes bald on the top of his head.

I feel sorry for Tom, he has some savage side balding.

by BobsRobbo June 22, 2010

genital beading

Genital beading is a practice where small beads or ribbed material is inserted into the penis much like a Sub dermal implant anywhere else in the body. It is usually inserted under the akin of the shaft or foreskin and heals just as quickly as say a dermal anchor piercing. It is used for both cosmetic reasons and sexual pleasure.

Dave went to the piercing parlour to get genital beading so he could spice up his sex life.

by Rubeheart November 5, 2013

blafingo

when you look like a blow fish and flamingo put together. so if you have big cheeks and you are wearing pink you are a blafingo.
or a blow fish and flamingo mate, the offspring would be called blafingo.

vicki: your cheeks look mighty big today
tori: and you're wearing pink, again
natlie: i must be a blafingo

by paris akbann July 3, 2008

balding

The process of losing hair due to stress or competitiveness.

Joe is balding, I think it is because he is highly stressed.

by WJENFFNG August 14, 2017

blazing wood

crip walking so hard that you burn the floor, thus blazing wood.

Yo, Daequan, Kieshawn is blazing wood, nyugga!

by stop it loser August 26, 2006

badingding

nickname for rednecks, inbred, three toes, trailer park trash, white trash, and peoples who's family tree resembles a telephone pole

Why is it that the media always finds the biggest badingding to interview after a tornado!??

by JTP3 November 7, 2007

belly balding

Usually completed by a large group of girls, it is when a person rubs anothers belly until they fall into a deep slumber. It is popular in many rural areas as well as european countries.

Pheobs: just keep belly balding im almost in a slumber state

Allie: alright here comes hyper-speed

Pheobs: ZZZZZzzzzz......

Mer: Nice job shes hybernating

by Big Moke May 11, 2008