Bitcoin Maximalist

Someone who has studied monetary history and come to the conclusion that Bitcoin is the only sound money.

Bitcoin Maximalists value decentralization, openness, and permission-less money and have reached the conclusion that Bitcoin is the only option.

They see shitcoins (any other cryptocurrency) as pump and dump schemes designed to take your Bitcoin.

"Which one's the best crypto-asset? Well Bitcoin's the best crypto-asset, okay. What's the second best? There is no second best laugh. There is no second best crypto-asset. There's a crypto asset it's called Bitcoin, right, right? There is no second best."

- Michael "Gigachad Bitcoin Maximalist" Saylor

by bitcoinmaxi August 16, 2021

Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS)

Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome is a recently identified ailment characterised by an unrelenting urge to think and talk about Bitcoin in a negative light. The syndrome appears to be the result of a gradual build up of saltiness over several years of regret of not buying Bitcoin. Therefore, if left untreated, it has the potential to consume one's life and damage their reputation beyond repair.

It has become apparent that most Bitcoin critics are indeed sufferers of Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS).

by Jamo2221 January 18, 2021

bitcoin cash

A fork of Bitcoin with a larger block size, resulting in a higher transaction throughput. Market is rapidly switching to Bitcoin Cash because of the almost free transaction fee and fast confirmation times. When Bitcoin Cash is the main chain with the highest mining support, it will simply be called Bitcoin.
It can be abbreviated both BCC or BCH.

I've been waiting HOURS for my bitcoin transaction to be confirmed! Fuck, I knew I should have not dumped my bitcoin cash!
-Legacy BTC supporter

by cRYPTOMASTER7645 August 21, 2017

Bitcoin Broskies

Bitcoin Broskies are dudes who went to b-school together, but dropped out to put all of their effort into mining Bitcoin out of their 3 bedroom apartment in midtown Manhattan.

Emre, Jan, and Jeremy are total Bitcoin Broskies - their electric bill is $600/month but they mine .0008 Ehereum a day so it’s all good.

by PlusGroupLivesOn4Eva November 14, 2017

Bitcoin

You did something really well then failed so much worse and made everyone disappointed in you

“You failed the test, Your such a bitcoin”-person 1
“Just because I’m smart doesn’t mean I have to pass every test”-person 2

by Tottaly normal December 9, 2022

bitcoin loser

someone who talks about Bitcoin too much and loves it too much and think the whole world revolves around Bitcoin

This guy just bums Bitcoin, he's a real Bitcoin loser

by TryNotToListenToIdiots November 22, 2021

Bitcoin

A digital asset that has gained currency in decentralized Ponzi schemes, which makes it virtually impossible to catch the bad actors (criminals, hackers, money launderers, drug & human traffickers, …); it also serves as safe virtual money to protect the wealth of those who live in developing countries beset with hyperinflation.

Once dubbed an “index of money laundering,” bitcoin is often confused with blockchain, which is a system of recording information that is almost impossible to change or forge.

by Numerati June 28, 2024