Skip to main content

dumb bitch itis

When you like someone but they don’t like you back
by I’m stupid 🤡 March 15, 2020
mugGet the dumb bitch itis mug.

Batshitistan

Combination of the words "bat shit" and the suffix "-istan" ... (as in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan and other nut-case Middle Eastern countries).

Used as the fictional home country of a person, who does, or says, something incredibly moronic.
Did you see Tyra Banks on last night's episode of "Top Model?"
She made the girls dress up as their favorite kind of anal lubricant.

"What a nut-job! She's definitely the Queen of Batshitistan."
by mike87111 January 1, 2012
mugGet the Batshitistan mug.

bitchimistic

It is a state of being. Where you're expecting the best of all, but in a bitchy way.
That was pretty bitchimistic of Kyla to leave us alone at the party, especially since she knew how much we hated the people at the party.
by BatGirl89 March 15, 2010
mugGet the bitchimistic mug.

Bitchicidous

A common disease in this generation of people.
Pronounced: (Bitch-i-si-dus)

Symptoms:
Wagging School for no reason
calling sick days for no reason
bitching about a tiny injury (scratched knee)
bitching about a little cold
being a bitch in general
Wade: Doctor whats wrong with me? I'm so sick I feel like im dying.
Doctor: You have the common cold and a severe case of bitchicidous, I recommend you take this concrete pill and harden the fuck up.
by Doctor Wasabi June 20, 2011
mugGet the Bitchicidous mug.

Bitchinitis

A serious disease that everyone catches now and again. An individual who has contracted Bitchinitis is generally unwilling to perform an action and often times makes excuses about why he/she cannot do something. The list of excuses can go on and on, but at the core, their lack of apathy is what results in nothing getting done. This disease is very contagious, spreading like wildfire to neighboring persons. Some individuals seem to be more susceptible to Bitchinitis than others, with the intensity and duration varying from person to person.
Person A: "Hey man, do you want to go for a run later on?"
Person B: "Nah. I don't really feel like going for a run. It's so hot out and I'm really tired. Plus, all of my clothes are dirty and I think I sprained my arm yesterday. I just know that it's not going to workout."
Person A: "Are you sure about all those things? To me you just sound like you have a case of Bitchinitis."
by Reap4u March 27, 2015
mugGet the Bitchinitis mug.

Bitchinin

Constant action of infinite bitching of nothing but premeditated bullshit
He or she was bitchinin all night about a story that everyone knew was BS.
by Betjackan April 23, 2020
mugGet the Bitchinin mug.

No Bitchesitis (NBI)

A mental illness that is best described as either a sudden or consistent wave of loneliness and despair often caused by a lack of female presence in a man’s life - physical and/or online. While this sickness typically applies to males, anyone could test positive for it, and it can often come and go at random, abrupt times of the day or night. Symptoms are immediate drop of mood, drop of emotional energy and even physical energy, and a sudden drop in self-esteem. Treatments include hitting the gym, logging off social media platforms, or actually talking to… some bitches…
Hey bro! How are you feeling today!”

Not good man, I’ve caught a pretty rough case of No Bitchesitis (NBI).
by 🪦💀🪦 August 21, 2022
mugGet the No Bitchesitis (NBI) mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email