Birth Poop

Forcefully pushing out a poop with agonizing pain.

Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.

by Rainey4 May 06, 2017

birth party

A new name for a baby shower. When one is to have a baby shower they would name it a birth party as it is a celebration.

Damon: we're having a birth party right?
Mike: yeah, today at 3

by Pookiewookie96 October 21, 2023

Colon Birth

Taking a massive shit. Passing a turd so big you contemplate having a mid-wife there to assist with delivery.

I may need stitches after that colon birth.

by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2018

give birth

have a shit -very much like being in labor, complete with "trimesters" and 'pain' (i feel the 'baby' kicking!!)

i was seriously pregnant, and knew i'd better rapidly get to a toilet and give birth!

i was in my third trimester, and having intense labor pains!

i got to a toilet just as the 'baby's' head came out, and then i proceeded to give birth!

by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

Birth Certificate

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006

Birthing Hips

When a person has a pelvic area that looks suitable for birthing.

One friend to another:
Boy those sure are some birthing hips you got their.

Your aunt who lives in the old country:
Girl you should find a nice boy and have a nice bunch of babies with him having those birthing hips and all.

by Mike "freshman" R August 22, 2011

Birth Cannon

The act of repeatedly "accidentally" getting pregnant multiple times with multiple men.

Person 1 - "dude! did you hear Melissa is prego again?"
Person 2 - "wow! Really? she's such a birth cannon!'

by SurfNaked November 01, 2014