Birth Control
Birth Control by Assholes Inc. September 5, 2003
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I suffered birth rape when my doctor held me down and preformed an unneeded episiotomy against my will. It made the process faster and easier for him, now I'm scarred for life.
birth rape by hdrunaway July 30, 2007
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Birth Certificate Blues
The down on yourself feeling one gets after finding out that your most hated enemy, who you believe to be an illegal alien, proves to you that they are in fact a citizen of your respective country by flashing their birth certificate.
President Obama gave Donald Trump the birth certificate blues after releasing his long-form birth certificate to the world.
Birth Certificate Blues by That guy with the thing there May 20, 2011
BIRTH CONTROL
1)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that mysteriously becomes
less reliable for a woman-the wealthier a man is.
2)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that has been available-in
at least nine different forms to women-for now about
50 YEARS.(There's only two for men:Condom.Vasectomy.)This means nine different forms BEFORE you even
touch abortion or sterilization...But "unplanned"/unwanted
kids still get here.
3)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology-available more to women
than men.Yet newsmedia continues to blame men for
irresponsible breeding.Interesting.I've never met a man
who decided when a baby would be born.
less reliable for a woman-the wealthier a man is.
2)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that has been available-in
at least nine different forms to women-for now about
50 YEARS.(There's only two for men:Condom.Vasectomy.)This means nine different forms BEFORE you even
touch abortion or sterilization...But "unplanned"/unwanted
kids still get here.
3)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology-available more to women
than men.Yet newsmedia continues to blame men for
irresponsible breeding.Interesting.I've never met a man
who decided when a baby would be born.
SPORTS ANCHOR:"On the day of the draft-the now rich,young QUARTERBACK
found himself served with PATERNITY SUIT papers."
CHICK TO DUDE:"It's okay.I'm on the BIRTH CONTROL pill.My
doctor says I can't get pregnant anyway.I
just want to FEEL you."
SAME CHICK TO GIRLFRIEND 90 DAYS LATER:"I don't know how it
happened.I was'nt planning on this...but I
don't believe in abortion.Sooo..."
found himself served with PATERNITY SUIT papers."
CHICK TO DUDE:"It's okay.I'm on the BIRTH CONTROL pill.My
doctor says I can't get pregnant anyway.I
just want to FEEL you."
SAME CHICK TO GIRLFRIEND 90 DAYS LATER:"I don't know how it
happened.I was'nt planning on this...but I
don't believe in abortion.Sooo..."
BIRTH CONTROL by L.MARTIN September 3, 2006
Birth of a Nation
A 92-year old, 190-minute silent film pilloried by incredibly self-congratulatory, thick white American teenagers who think that in doing so, they are contributing as much to the advancement of racial causes than Martin Luther King ever did in a lifetime.
Incredibly Thick White American Teenager: "The entire 190 minutes of The Birth of a Nation is the most vile piece of sick racist crap ever, because of a handful of scenes that represent ideas that with the benefit of hindsight, we are now able to see were regrettably misguided"
Rational Person: "But it was an unprecedented box-office phenomenon. It could be very probable that your direct ancestors were amongst those who paid to see it, thereby contributing to its popularity"
Incredibly Thick White American Teenager: "Dude you are such a racist fag douchebag"
Rational Person: "But it was an unprecedented box-office phenomenon. It could be very probable that your direct ancestors were amongst those who paid to see it, thereby contributing to its popularity"
Incredibly Thick White American Teenager: "Dude you are such a racist fag douchebag"
Birth of a Nation by Michael Hates Stupid Americans September 21, 2007