Two-Faced Birch

A lovely person, this saying stems from Lewes, England.

Dom: what do you think of her?
Paul: Shes a two-faced birch!

by tommybrookes December 1, 2021

birch ash how

When a nigga being a bitch ass hoe and you in school.

Jimmy: "Bro, you built like a thanos car."
DeQuaviontae: "Nigga, you a birch ash how."

by iKobejack October 15, 2018

Stine Birch Mortensen

Is a teacher at Bavnehøj school and is teaching 7.v English, Danish, History and French.

She i secretly in family with Napoleon Bonaparte

Stine walks in class late
Stine: I was watching the small children and one of the bled so much
Student: not again Stine Birch Mortensen

by Anonymos hacker Bitch October 30, 2019

Birch-Blond Babe

A prepubescent youth having intercourse with the knot on the birch crossbar used to support his Mattress Box Spring.

Although Art tried multiple times to convince Maggie to have sex with him after the Junior Prom- he once again had to rely on his Birch-Blond Babe to satisfy his sexual needs.

by ArtieJ February 4, 2008

double queen birch Nigga

A birch nigga that is married to the King Birch Nigga.

Double is because that person is the king's birch and a birch nigga, so that makes it double the birch.

All Hail, "Double Queen Birch Nigga"!

by King BIrch NIggA March 20, 2010

mr birch

The greatest drama teacher living. Rumors about him spread around like butter.

Person A: "I heard Mr Birch hits people"
Person B: "Apparently he beat up Anne"
Person A: "Anne Example?!"
Person B "Apparently..."

by Alex the legend August 2, 2015

Birch

A type of wood that attracts the ladies. Known for it’s romantic blue flame.

I lit a fire with some Birch logs and got laid instantly.

by J. Doe September 22, 2020