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A prepubescent youth having intercourse with the knot on the birch crossbar used to support his Mattress Box Spring.
Although Art tried multiple times to convince Maggie to have sex with him after the Junior Prom- he once again had to rely on his Birch-Blond Babe to satisfy his sexual needs.
by ArtieJ February 4, 2008
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The act of taking a one night stand out to breakfast the next morning.
Although the one night stand was marginal at best- Tommy felt it would be best to give Sally a HoBonus for her efforts.
by ArtieJ February 1, 2008
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