bible-thumper

(So called because some evangelists literally thump their Bibles to emphasize important parts of a sermon.)

A person whose religious beliefs include strict adherence to the Bible. He is likely to deliver angry sermons to anyone who believes differently, even if that "difference" means belonging to a church that disagrees with his interpretation of Scriptures.

DeeDee's co-workers called her a Bible-thumper after she tacked gospel tracts onto the office bulletin board.

by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 23, 2006

Conservative Bible Project

A project by the horribly biased wiki Conservapedia in an attempt to 'remove' liberal 'bias' in the bible by retranslating it. It removes the story of the Adulteress in the New Testament, and changes 'thou shall not kill' into 'thou shall not murder', thus in turn promoting the beating up of women who get raped (just like Saudi Arabia) advocating the cruel and unusual death penalty. I heard there's going to be more horrible things.

The idiots at Conservapedia have decided to corrupt the word of the Lord by creating the Conservative Bible Project.

by Anonymous /religions/ October 12, 2009

Bible boner

When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.

Wow, Pastor Greg really enjoys platonic company with Tiffany, I think he has a full-blown bible boner!

by Rotten Apple A&E November 23, 2018

bible of gayness

The bible that describes all gay actions and all the ways to find a gay man. It also teaches you how to be gay. People often says its gay to read this bible, but it is still a great idea when you are gay and you don't know how to find people like you.

Hey man wanna read the bible of gayness?
Sure!

by Dieu Poulet January 13, 2021

biased

1. A preference or an inclination, especially one that inhibits impartial judgment.
2. An unfair act or policy stemming from prejudice.

my teacher failed my paper cuz shes biased against my opinions on affirmative action

by t-radical squared May 15, 2005

junior hockey bible

Not just a glorious book, but a frame of mind: www.juniorhockeybible.com, will explain itself. Every term a hockey player must acquire into his vocabulary. This one's for the guys...girls stay out!

The Junior Hockey Bible enlighten those ignorant to what the sport really represents.

by Andrew January 20, 2004

Bible

That book that gets people kicked out of the library for putting it in the fiction section.

Sorry I can't go to the library today, I got kicked out for putting the Bible into the fiction section.

by The Final Facade November 23, 2014