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circle jerk of biblical proportions

When project management goes any direction other than the intended.

E.g. 16 expensive consultant engineers discussing where to put the "Hazardous Materials" label on Little Boy.
Engineer 12#: "I think we should put it at the top since this is the first thing the enemy sees."
Paying stakeholder: "This is a circle jerk of biblical proportions"
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biblical huzz

Mary be a biblical huzz or huz
by Uncookedhuzz December 2, 2024
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Biblical relations

Betty and Frank began having biblical relations once they were married.
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Biblical Cuckery

1. A situation in a romantic relationship where one partner emphasizes the inclusion of religious ideology or practices to a degree that it becomes a point of contention or conflict between the couple, especially when the emphasis on religion is perceived to undermine the other partner's role or influence within the relationship.
2. The insistence by one partner that their shared religious beliefs and practices must play a central role in the relationship, potentially leading to disagreements or discomfort if the other partner does not share the same level of commitment or interpretation.
It's quite unfortunate that Jonathan got locked into quite the case of Biblical Cuckery with that last relationship,
by Ateenwithadream March 3, 2024
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I need him biblically.

A phrased used when someone wants to worship someone blindly, but also completely defile them in a sexual manner. Similarly to how the bible was defiled in a literal manner, and yet is still praised as the true words of god.
"He's so handsome, I need him biblically."
"Daaaamn, girl! Get yo man."
by Zephyrooski March 21, 2024
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biblical age

the combination of your current age and the ages of your living children. This is based on the fact that many biblical characters lived to absurdly large ages, and begat tremendous numbers of children. People often say having children ages one prematurely; this is an way to quantify this.
"My biblical age is 86"
"Wow, you look great for your age!"
by E. Thomas Ologist January 28, 2025
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Biblically accurate Bussy

a term used to describe a pre bottom surgery trans males genitalia, putting a more literal meaning to the words that make up 'bussy'.
person 1(FtM, pre-op): "god, i wish i had a cooler way to refer to my vag."
person 2:"hmm.. how about 'biblically accurate bussy'?"
by BigDaddySalts August 9, 2023
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