Beardfuck

To repeatedly thrust ones cock into another person's beard to derive pleasure.

Person 1: Bro, did you see kyle beardfucking Alphonse?
Person 2: Yeah man, that guy is fucked up.

by nnu656ubd July 29, 2014

beardier

having massive amounts of facial hair, collected in an orderly fashion around the cheeks and chin area, in larger portions than anyone else ever.

I am soooo beardier than you. Chuck Norris is way beardier than Micheal McDonald.

by dirt lifter July 22, 2009

beard fever

An epidemic marked by lack of sound judgement and mania when activated in carriers of the illness. Symptoms cause individuals of all genders and sexual persuasions to overlook multiple undesirable qualities in a male partner (lack of fitness, poor hygiene, mundane personality, bad sense of humor, and general unattractiveness), if the man of interest has an impressive beard, which is no small feat.

For the purpose of this definition, an "impressive beard" can be operationalized as possessing silky color, soft texture, fullness, and having no ingrowns.

-OMG!!! I just saw the hottest guy on the planet!

-Gross, that was Peter Jackson.
-I LOVE his beard!!

-You've obviously been infected with beard fever.

by Lizz Davis January 9, 2010

Beard Lovers

Fans of the popular youtuber, WheezyWaiter.

WheezyWaiter: Hey, beard lovers.

by EagleH8r November 13, 2011

Beardiful

An attractive male with a beautiful beard.

Did you see that guy? He was beardiful!

by TheDapperPappy February 17, 2015

Beardfag

An overly confident man with a beard who is unaware and or unconcerned by the disgust his beard causes to decent clean human beings.

Tyrone: Have you heard beards contain more bacteria than dog fur. Beardfags disgust me they are a mothership of lice and Quiche crumbs
Jamail: No I wasn’t aware of that beardfact however I was reading scientists say that men with beards have been shown to have smaller balls on average.

by Twowongsdontmakeawhite April 15, 2019

anger beard

A beard grown as a physical manifestation of one's disgust or disappointment with life.

This lousy world doesn't deserve to see my face so I'm growing an anger beard.

by alrazor November 5, 2009