turd berth

a raging evil brown droppage

"and on the seventh day the lord let forth a flaming turd berth"

by Corey Blount March 29, 2003

barthy

noun Short form of barthalamew. Describes a lovable dorky person.

Anjali is barthy.

by Shenayne Williams November 17, 2003

bertha

Typical oversized female, always has ginger hair and has terrible dress sense thinking she can wear clothes 5 sizes to small for her.....Don't be near her on a hot day as BO is a big problem amongst Bertha's....

You will always have one within your workplace.

by Alikat July 29, 2004

berthold, north dakota

A dumb place with nothing to do. Really small and most have never heard of it. Nobody likes this place.

"hey, what should we do tonight in Berthold, North Dakota."
--"there is nothing to do in Berthold."
"OK, let's leave."

by Best Berthold Resident March 31, 2009

bertha

A huge ass, wide load, junk in the trunk

Damn that guy has a bertha!

by spencer bamf November 22, 2010

Bethy

Bethy is the type of girl who loves animals, corgis and sloths in particular. She is often kind-hearted, hardworking, and super smart. When you talk to her, best be careful what you say because she is sure to fire back with a sassy remark. Naps are a number one priority in her book. According to her, they are essential in life. Bethy's typically spend most of their time eating, napping, or doing work. She has big ambitions, but is sometimes lost on how to get them done. Bethy's are generally open people, but theys can be shy when first meeting someone. Don't get on her bad side because she will surely get her revenge one day.

Person 1: Who got a 120% on the Chemistry exam??
Person 2: I bet it was Bethy. You know she is always breaking the curve.

Person 1: You are probably right. Bethy IS pretty awesome. And gorgeous.

Bethy: Thanks honey, but I am already taken. *blows a kiss at her bae and sashays away*

by mathmathpu00 October 26, 2018

Big Bertha

Worlds oldest cow

Me: what was the oldest cow called?
Retarded friend: your mum

Smart friend who everyone likes: Big Bertha

by big man 2.0 March 24, 2020