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Bell Street Maccas

Located in the northern suburbs of Melbourne, Australia, this is not just a food outlet, it's an institution.

With its immaculate facade -not to mention fully sik carpark- at the intersection welcoming youse all to Wogville, Habibi Kebabs was always going to run a poor second.

From 10pm onwards (earlier if it's a school night) zooped up Skoiloine's and fully sik VL Turbos congregate at Bell Street Maccas to practise the skillful technique that is the casual droppage of empty Maccas wrappers onto the bitumen.

When Maccas' exterior speakers begin pelting out "Love Me Tender" it signals the commencement of Bell Street Maccas's "Exhaustoff" and "Burnouts" inwhich participants rev their engines, swing figure 8s and generally do anything which will earn them an RACV black ban for life.

Innocent bystanders unaware of the laws pertaining to conduct at Bell Street Maccas are rarely seen again. Either the Maccas muzzas convert them, or they disappear in a cloud of (burning rubber) smoke.
"OMG - youse are fully sikkk!! We were cruisin past Bell Street Maccas last night afta Zos an bro, you tore tha shiiiit outta that engine re!"

"Dun eat the whole thing re, you already ate enough galaktabouriko to feed all the muzzas down at Bell Street Maccas on a Saturday night."
by Aussie Adonis, moite. October 11, 2005
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Bell Island Panini

This is when a girl is performing oral sex on you while she is lying on her back on a bed, with her head hanging over the edge. As you cum you defecate on her forehead, hold her by the throat and stop her from moving. She will then lift her head thus pressing your 'log' against your ass like a panini press.

Note: Make sure you dont drink coffee or draft beer 1/2 hour prior or you will otherwise perform a "Bell Island Geiser"
I totally Bell Island Panini'd your sister last night... what a slut!
by El Gizzordo February 28, 2008
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bell phlegm

the type of discharges usually secreting from the urethra when a venereal disease is present. Often greenish, thick in texture. sometimes flecked with blood

(also as 'bell flem')
trying to urinate from his scabby chopper was painfull. all that popped out of his piss pipe was bell phlegm
by brewlio May 11, 2007
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bell flake

the cheesey build up on your bell end, sometimes it reaches a critical level and turns yellow and you notice people that sit near you are sick into their mouth a little bit.
a man sits on a duvet naked when he stands there is a small yellow circle left in his place "richard go and wash your cock you bell flake"
by dangerous donnivan April 9, 2008
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Bell Man

Bell Man is a person at a Hotel, that Greets a Guest With Courtesy and Sophistication. Entering into a Social contract with the Guest to assist him with Bags in Exchange for a Tip. These men are needed at the Hotels, to help the Rich feel Superior and give them a Person to talk Down To. But the Bell Man Doesnt Care, as their 100 Dollar Tip, goes into there Bank and builds there net worth. So in most Cases, the Bell Man Always Wins, as the Guest BankRupts on Craps and Roulette. And then His Wife Files For Divorce when they Return Home because he lost there Kids College Tuition. Then at Check out the Bell Man goes to the Room, with a Smile Takes there Bag back to their Car Gives them a Smile as his Wife Calls Him a Loser. Then the Bell Man says thank you for Staying with Us Come Back Soon. That's the Definition of a Bell Man
Guest: Hey Bell Man Get My Bags out of my Trunk!
Bell Man: Ok Sir! I will get it out of your Trunk. How long will be Staying?
Guest: Why do you Care Boy? if you get my Bags up in Ten Minutes i will tip you 100 bucks.
Bell Man: I will get it up Right Away. Thank you For Staying with Us See You Soon
by Igotwords123 September 5, 2020
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bell job

A sexual act in which a well endowed woman places her breasts on either side of her partner's head then bangs them back and forth - the breasts being the bell and the head being the clapper.
"My head is still ringing from that bell job Francine gave me last night!"
by FMR January 30, 2007
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