strike beard

A beard grown by an otherwise clean-shaven male on strike or cannot work because of a stike.

Due to professional obligations at his workplace he would not normally be able to sustain a scruffy look during the early stages required to grow a full beard.

Letterman's strike beard's more impressive than Conan's. It's more Grizzly Adams.

by danny boy 777 January 12, 2008

Wise Beard Man

Scientology critic and emmy winner Mark Bunker. Creator of xenutv.com and spiritual leader of Anonymous in the fight against Scientology.

"Wise Beard Man is Wise"

"Wise Beard Man: his words are wise, his face is beard."

"Bunker is a prejudist. He prejudices."

by Anon5858 January 11, 2009

comb your beard

A figure of speech whose potential meaning lies within a spectrum from be cool through to STFU.

Taken from a popular parody of the 31st episode of Fox Network's X-Men animated series, by one Randy Hayes and one Xavier Nazario of My Way Productions.

'The Juggernaut' (Hayes) interrupts 'Black Tom Cassidy' (Nazario), saying "comb your beard, I don't want to hear that shit."

by Sabine91 June 14, 2008

Beardfuck

To repeatedly thrust ones cock into another person's beard to derive pleasure.

Person 1: Bro, did you see kyle beardfucking Alphonse?
Person 2: Yeah man, that guy is fucked up.

by nnu656ubd July 29, 2014

beardier

having massive amounts of facial hair, collected in an orderly fashion around the cheeks and chin area, in larger portions than anyone else ever.

I am soooo beardier than you. Chuck Norris is way beardier than Micheal McDonald.

by dirt lifter July 22, 2009

beard fever

An epidemic marked by lack of sound judgement and mania when activated in carriers of the illness. Symptoms cause individuals of all genders and sexual persuasions to overlook multiple undesirable qualities in a male partner (lack of fitness, poor hygiene, mundane personality, bad sense of humor, and general unattractiveness), if the man of interest has an impressive beard, which is no small feat.

For the purpose of this definition, an "impressive beard" can be operationalized as possessing silky color, soft texture, fullness, and having no ingrowns.

-OMG!!! I just saw the hottest guy on the planet!

-Gross, that was Peter Jackson.
-I LOVE his beard!!

-You've obviously been infected with beard fever.

by Lizz Davis January 9, 2010

Beard Lovers

Fans of the popular youtuber, WheezyWaiter.

WheezyWaiter: Hey, beard lovers.

by EagleH8r November 13, 2011