Chode-being

A human being that resembles a chode (a penis that is wider than its longer).

*During a modeling job interview*

Interviewer: " Due to your chode-being looks, we are sorry to inform you Jean that you are unsuitable for this job"

by Sanjorge8 January 6, 2019

Being a lou

Being an asshole friend that takes things too serious and screws you over

(Billy:)Hey bamonte stop being a lou

Well you shouldnt of sexual harassed me

by Bigtasty June 24, 2014

being happy

A myth told by elders

Grandpa: hey, why aren’t you being happy
Me: can’t

by Sadboi12247 August 2, 2020

being straight

you like the oppisite gender

person1: I'm being straight
person2: good for you

by black rose gacha July 13, 2021

being sad

you’re sad aren’t you? is this why you’re on urban dictionary?

being sad isn’t very fun

by Woohoooiamhappy May 7, 2020

Being a Jon

The inability to dodge a skill shot

Look at Kenneth being a Jon, getting hit by all those Ezreal Q's

by Vrohi November 9, 2014

being a bitch

Being uncaring and indifferent to other people's feelings.

"Laura is being a bitch about the situation."

by Laura Bunny December 12, 2013