chocolate beehive

The end result of taking a crap of heroic proportions. Manifests as a dense pile roughly conical in shape, not unlike a cartoon beehive.

"After eating about 5 pounds of potato salad I went into Thad's bathroom and dropped a chocolate beehive in his crapper."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.

Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!

by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008

beem

a person completely obseesed by bee movie

Person 1: That peeson is a complete beem

by Gatesby June 11, 2021

Lloyd Beefing

The act of causing general, seemingly purposeless havoc, usually involving food items (most predominantly Lloyd Beef brand beef).

"Dude, I've never Lloyd beefed so hard in my life. After the eggs, heights, and flaur, the beef cake crowned us Lloyd Beefing Kings!"

by Lloyd himself October 13, 2011

Upper Beeding

A rural shit-hole in the South of England, populated almost entirely by pretentious geese, seeking to make a living from eating shit and baby ducklings. Whilst many do comment on many Beedingers' sexual inactivity, it is apparent to anyone who visits there that the female Beedinger is highly promiscuous, and has every erotic fantasy, ranging from autoasphyxiation to bestiality, and back again.

The Beedinger is usually in tight with the resident of Steyning in every posible aspect of life, but always fall short of Steyning standards.

Dude 1: Argh, did you see that Upper Beeding girl?
Dude 2: Grr, what a slut!
Dude 1: How many geese do you reckon she keeps in her bedroom?
Dude 2: 10 and a half.
Dude 1: What's the half for?
Dude 2: She uses it when she get sexually bored.
Dude 1: FUN.

by JimmyJimJimJimJim May 11, 2012

Buzzing around the beehive

To do something extensively to try and get something done.

"Dave, have you seen my meds? I've been buzzing around the beehive just to find it."

"Nope. That's on you, John"

'Damn."

by Smaher The Great October 28, 2015

Willie Beamin

Any attention starved douchebag who claims to be the best at everything and the most popular person. A narcissist in its purest form. Always has to be the center of attention. Will work out hours a day so his body makes up for his ugly face and poor dance moves. Has a disturbing love of Micheal Jackson. Does "duck face" and/or points at the camera in 95% of pictures.

That kid walks around the club like a Willie Beamin!

by phylips August 2, 2010