Beige Flares

The pants of choice for the slightly curious male looking to have a big night at various clubs/bars in Melbourne. Wearing these requires a certain level of bravery as it will inevitably lead to comments from random punters.

Hey bro, you look gay in them Beige Flares!

by n3o5 May 13, 2011

beige-core

Popular music, so mundane, mediocre and unoriginal that it becomes offensive, inducing temporary fits of rage, nausea; and in some cases, total mental breakdown. Typically found in most of today's official top 40 chart, but has had a strong following since boring people started making music.

ED - "Have you heard what the number one selling album of 2014 was?"

RICHARD - "Yea, absolute beige-core. I'd rather stand up for a week, watching wet beige paint stay wet, then throw myself into a massive fucking can of beige paint than listen to any of that shit."

ED - "I quite liked it."

RICHARD - "Fuck you."

by Perry J October 15, 2015

Beigelism

A term used for someone who thinks that they're the shit but they actually aren't.

Student A: Hey, did you see that kid at lunch the other day?
Student B: The one that was acting like he owned the place?
Student A: Yeah, I think he was exhibiting symptoms of Beigelism
Student B: Yeah definitely.

by ThatOneGuy5673 September 27, 2017

bweiges

ilysm ! you are an amazing fp and thank you for being friends with me !

bweiges is so concentrated and talented for making amazing themes + colorings ! -helpingfpmultis

by <33 :) December 30, 2021

beige buffet

typical English platter, filled with beige food items e.g. smiley face smiley face potato waffles, and chips.

tonight for dinner we have a beige buffet!

by heinzbeanztomatoketch April 26, 2022

beige mom

A beige mom is a mother who only gives their child sad beige toys (usually wooden) along with sad beige clothing you may be wondering why do these mothers not give their children the joy of a bright colorful life well these mothers also live a sad beige life and go feral when something is out of their aesthetic

“ did u see Shelly’s TikTok she is really turning into a beige mom”

by iDontKnowWhatsGoingOn26 February 22, 2023

Beigeist

One who is constantly striving to turn everything around him/her lukewarm and mediocre. The kind of person who'll suck the life out of all meaningful art, attempt to censor anything they deem offensive or too edgy, water down any sort of strong arguments with weasel words & steer any political discussion towards the middle, and constantly strive for 'consensus' as they make the world 'user friendly' and 'safe for kids'. In fact, most formerly interesting people became Beigeists after having children.

Derived from Beige, the color (along with 'Off-White') that most of these twatwafflers usually paint every surface in their homes.

(Possibly) coined by John Dolan, author of Pleasant Hell.

"If that Beigeist motherfucker edits my film from an 'R' to a 'PG13' rating I'm going to pound his skull into aquarium gravel"

by Azubah December 13, 2006