Beardicide

The act of removing one's facial hair for those who consider it a separate entity. It's usually done for attention, or to impress members of the opposite gender.

Bro: Did you hear about Steve?
Bro 2: No man, what happened?
Bro: He totally committed beardicide.
Bro 2: No way! Why?
Bro: Lauraine called him a sloppy bastard.
Bro 2: What a total bitch, both of them.

by Neelands January 1, 2011

Beautifmagnifiscrumptious

A person who is so damn gorgeous that not just one word can describe it. It's a combination of; Beautiful, magnificent, & scrumptious. Also, refer to: Delicious, gorgeous, & adorable.

The little girl with the bow in her hair is so damn...beautifmagnifiscrumptious!

by GeeIsMe October 23, 2009

beardie

A picture taken of your beard that you planning to upload to Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat or any other sort of social networking website.

You can rarely see much of the person who is holding the camera aside from their glorious beard. A selfie is usually accompanied by a overwhelming feeling of pride by having a beard worth sharing with the world.

First coined by TeamRock on 1st May 2014 by drivetime radio presenter Dewsbury.

Yeah... me and my beard were out last night taking loads of sick beardies.

by caido_souls May 1, 2014

genital beading

Genital beading is a practice where small beads or ribbed material is inserted into the penis much like a Sub dermal implant anywhere else in the body. It is usually inserted under the akin of the shaft or foreskin and heals just as quickly as say a dermal anchor piercing. It is used for both cosmetic reasons and sexual pleasure.

Dave went to the piercing parlour to get genital beading so he could spice up his sex life.

by Rubeheart November 5, 2013

beautifaux

pronounced: beauti fo'
Refers the phenomenon when an ugly hoe tries to look good by wearing excessive amounts of make-up or slutty clothes.

Why does that girl wear SO MUCH blush? And her face looks cakey orange; she's so beautifaux!

by elzzi October 20, 2005

beauden

An amazing person, caring kind sweet and funny. The type of male that women swoon over yet he is unaware. Always puts others first, and sees others needs before they arise. Someone you want for a best friend...

Wow, what a beauden..I wish he would look my way...

by Lllllllllllllllla November 10, 2013

Beautificent

The words "Beautiful" and "Magnificent" combined to describe something that is both Beautiful and Magnificent.

Originally heard from NHL 2002 on PS2. All credit to EA

"Holy crap that was beautificent!"
"Wow, that is really Beautificent"
"That isn't so beautificent"

by Eddie, A.K.A Edd's. I Skate, So What? Peace July 4, 2004