Liquid Beating

When someone is visibly hung-over to a point where they look like they were mugged for their lunch money.

Wow, she looks like she got a liquid beating last night.

by ClearlyGenius February 7, 2009

Hentai bathing

When you are so into hentai you literally bathe in tabs full of it until you have no dick

Me and the boys did some hentai bathing for a good 19 combined hours over the weekend.

by Memeblaze January 22, 2020

Breathing

Invented by Corpse Husband in Southern Califronia.

Someone 'who invented breathing?'
Someone else 'who do you think dumbass only the best voice on the planet.'

by Sonofabeachball January 11, 2021

beaver beating

As a male to pound the vagina like a jackhammer.

If that girl keeps lookin at me like that i'm gonna go beaver beating.

by Adam February 12, 2005

*heavy breathing

When someone sees something that relates to something they like, so they start getting excited.

Picture of Urban Dictionary gets featured on iFunny : Urban Dictionary users *heavy breathing

by GoJasper on Youtube March 29, 2015

epic beating

a royal beating obtained for any transgression or misbehavior, usually from foreign parents and especially indian subcontinent parents (like how "whoop yo ass" most often refers to an african-american style beat down). A most vicious form of child abuse though it usually always passes the radar of child protection services. This is because by the time child protection services would reach you, you would receive the most "epic beating the world has ever witnessed".

Let me see your report card, beta....WHAT, you got a B+!!! That is unacceptable.....*slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating

So beta, i saw you holding hands with that girl. *grabs son by the ear*. You know you cannot talk to girls, you have to wait till your arranged marriage!!! *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating

by mak2675 August 23, 2007

The Devil is Beating His Wife

When the sun is shining but it's raining at the same time.

Adam: Look Jane! It's raining and there's sun at the same time.
Jane: The devil is beating his wife, adam.
Adam: Silly bastard!

by camilleq September 10, 2006