Battler

Someone who refuses to admit defeat. A person who is very effective when placed in an upper level position. Not only can a Battler lead many people, but if there comes a time when all hope is lost and a Battler is in charge-the Battler can restore hope, motivate, and invigorate his people. Some Battlers are called upon by the Man Upstairs.

Wait a minute-things seem so much better in society now that the Battler is in a good position-maybe the Battler really belongs in a good position because I am sure benefiting from it. Now that the Battler is in an upper level position at our company things seem so much better.

by SuburbanH July 17, 2017

battler

An Australian that is always trying to do things right. Unfortunately he always stuffs up and makes a fool of himself. Friends, workmates, family etc. ridicule him because of his misfortune.

Ford Worker 1: "hahaha Steve just crashed the fork lift!"
Ford Worker 2: "Oi Steve! you're such a battler!!"

by Sharon July 10, 2003

1% phone battery

Basically, death.

Omg! I have 1% phone battery. I need a charger or I'm gonna die!!!!!!!😱

by RATCHETFAMRCDCCSDAM May 21, 2016

Battery Cannibalism

1. The act of borrowing fresh batteries from one working device to power that of another. 2. The act of swapping the good batteries from a working device with the dead batteries of another device in order to use the device that originally contained the dead batteries.

Most often practiced with AA or AAA batteries in remote controls. 9 volt battery cannibalism is extraordinarily cruel due to the expense and lack of extra 9 volt batteries in the home.

When Kyle swapped the good batteries from the living room TV remote with the dead ones from his bedroom remote, he was practicing Battery Cannibalism.

by Wizzardfan August 6, 2011

Battery

Something used to boost energy by shoving up ones asshole

"I've been really tied recently."

"Try shoving a battery up your ass, that'll help."

by SiliCookie November 8, 2019

battery hog

Another term for, "dry cell pig" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.

Man this radio is a real battery hog! I just put a new set of AA cells in there half an hour ago and they're already going down the tube!

by Telephony October 8, 2018

Battery Battle

A challenge for only the greatest (and horniest) men on Earth. A not so easy task awaits you.
The rules are simple:
1. You have your phone at 5%
2. The phone is not charging (no power saving mode)
3. Your screen brightness is all the way up
4. You have to nut before your phone dies

Good luck men.

My phone's gonna die, gotta do the Battery Battle.
James is so weak, he lost in the Battery Battle.

by Pink Fairy Armadillo November 22, 2018