Birmingham, Alabama

Thus far, I've lived in Birmingham 19 years and only recently have I become aware of how corrupt the city truly is. All-in-all, if you live in a decent part, e.g. Mountain Brook, Forest Park, and places of that caliber, you should be fine; however, Southside, Five Points South (despite the beautiful Highlands United Methodist Church), Woodlawn, and other places of that nature are rather dangerous. The crime rate is high, but if you live in one of the higher caliber places you hardly notice it-- until it bites you in the butt and you're made to realize that even though you live in the beautiful, lush Forest Park you're on the cusp of Avondale and the "black gang neighborhood"... Or simply... "the hood". Drug deals aren't uncommon and Five Points South is one of the sketchiest places you could go in the after-dark hours. The homeless population, and the addict population, reside there and panhandle relentlessly.

All of the aforementioned stated, it's still a nice place to visit and it has proven to be a nice place to live.

Birmingham, Alabama was once a beautiful city with a booming economy... Now, included in Jefferson County, it is corrupt and bankrupt and the population is comprised of more poor-to-do people than not.

by Lady of Lothlorien July 13, 2011

birmingham city

A shit football team in aston.bloose fans are all gay.So is upson.

will young:hey matt, are you coming to my house later?*wink wink*
upson:sure, can i bring ljungberg?

by john the wolves fan March 8, 2005

Muslim Birmingham Panthers

The Muslim Birmingham Panthers were founded in the early 1990s. The members are mostly Pakistanis and Kashmiris, as well as Muslims of other ethnic groups, such as Black Africans, Bangladeshis, Indians, Black Caribbeans and Afghans.

The gang operates in Lozells, Handsworth, Alum Rock, Sparkhill, Sparkbrook and Aston (the same areas as the Lynx Gang). It was formed to protect the Muslim community of Birmingham against white and black gangs, such as the Burger Bar Boys and the Johnson Crew. It is said to have more than 1,000 members and is one of the biggest gangs in Birmingham.

The Muslim Birmingham Panthers are not to be confused with Birmingham's premier basketball team, the Birmingham Panthers.

by Birmingham Tour Guide March 18, 2008

Birmingham

1. (noun) - an unpleasant venereal condition from the West Midlands. Spread by uncontrolled industrialisation in a bygone and depressing era, a nasty case of Birmingham today lurks like a canker on the fair visage of England. Symptoms include an adenoidal twang to the voice, and a belief that Peaky Blinders is an aspirational and contemporary lifestyle programme.

2. (verb) - to proffer unwanted and inexplicable sexual advances to all and sundry, including livestock. Don't ask.

1. Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I have come down with a nasty case of the Birmingham all over my crotch!"

Doctor: "That's disgusting - what on earth were you DOING?"

2. Don't walk your dog on Clapham Common at night - it might get Birminghamed good and proper.

by Dr Filthperv April 5, 2014

Birmingham city

A shit fucking overrated club with no money and inbred fans.

"Do you support birmingham city?"
"Nah fam heard mason moore supports them"

by Ginger Danny boyy June 4, 2019

Birmingham Blister

Same as a Denver Omelet, but without the handstand.

She stared into his jagged rows of teeth, and opted to give him a Birmingham Blister instead.

by Slappypants Magee May 26, 2008

Birmingham Stank

A sex position in which a man poses as a University of Alabama football player in order to get laid, then farts in the girl's face when she takes off her clothes.

"Damn, dude, I heard Eric gave a girl the Birmingham Stank last night."
"Oh shit!"
"Literally."
"It was a wet one?!?!"

by StanfordBamaMan July 4, 2012