barditch

side of the road in west texas

texan #1: dude i need another beer and i gotta piss
texan girl: me too!
texan #2: alright! girls on one side of the barditch and boys on the other

by dustidarlene August 7, 2009

too big for one's britches

excessively confident to the point of believing oneself to be above everyone

After Richard Nixon became too big for his britches people became even more difficult for politicians to understand. (example of too big for one's britches)

by The Return of Light Joker December 5, 2009

Sugar Britches

A guy who acts very feminine. (Homosexual)

Sugar britches has been eyeing you since you got here bro, you should go say hi to him!

by CaptainDuckman October 25, 2019

Bursting in your britches

An expression used when one becomes overly excited in an awkward situation in order to make the situation even more awkward. Sometimes viewed sexually by the listener and then, in turn, by the speaker, thereby making the situation even more awkward.

Tiffy: Going to Whole Foods is so exciting!
Elliott: Yeah, I'm bursting in my britches
Tiffy: *glares*
Elliott: Oh gosh, Oh no, Bad News Bears, I feel so awkward

(SILENT AWKWARD PAUSE)

by Fanny August 25, 2005

itchy britches

the person that is constantly at war with their itchy genitals- usually in public places such as the office or work place. Often tried to be concealed by way of going to town through the pocket or under a desk/table.

"Did you see itchy britches sratching herself and smell her fingers at the lunch table today"?

by dobbs November 11, 2005

sissy britches

(Pejorative) A term of opporobrium used to denigrate the targeted person's masculinity, typically directed towards someone with whom one has a violent disagreement over politics or philosophy. (Southeastern U.S. usage, since at least circa 1955)

Former Alabama Governor George C. Wallace, when running for President on the American Independent Party ticket in 1968, castigated Democratic presidential nominee Hubert H. Humphrey and other northern liberals and supporters of desegregation & affirmative action as a "group of goddamned, mealy mouthed sissy britches."

"For all the 'celebrities' who want to move to Canada, i say go. if you don't like the way Pres. Bush is running our country, get the hell out. same with all you other people. you do NOT have to stay here. if you don't like freedom and the prospect of defending it, GET THE FUCK OUT. we don't need people like you trashing-talking our country. we need more people who are willing to kick some ass to protect it. not some sissy-britches libral. it is true that Bush KICKS ASS!"

-- posted by trustworthy demon 711, Americans Moving to Canada Forum

by Guy Lazarus March 14, 2006

Splatter Britches

Splatter Britches or splatterbritches is the what you call some one after a showing/smelling shart. He then takes the walk of shame. 2 Someone who bleeds from the rectum and feels the need to share with everyone about his condition,Frequently uses office toiletries to construct manpons to also hide the shame.

Splatter Britches or Splatterbritches
Hey Ol Splatterbritches is back! Seen buzzards circling the parking lot!

Hey there Splatterbritches flash her them old snagly yellow wooden teeth! She left? Well that was all she wrote!

by Thisisrichard! February 12, 2015