American Banter

When Americans recite a series of insults and call it banter.

American: Haha, your dad left when you were young.

Briton: Yes Brad, that’s very funny American banter

by LolJinx July 7, 2019

Banter Blanket

A young professional who looks and acts many years beyond their tender age. Usually sucking all the fun out of situations which involve banter, good chat, LAD Soc, jokes, repartee, and tomfoolery in a fashion that can be compared to that of a fire safety blanket. Office work may also require this individual to become a social hermit at certain times of year. A receding hair line is a prerequisite for this title.

" Is Robert out tonight? "

" No he is being a banter blanket again! "

" Shlad "

by lentonANDdunkirkSOC April 1, 2010

Ice-Assisted Banter

The act of freezing an item of pivotal importance to a flatmate in an ice-cream tub full of water for no good reason other than banter.

Often used as a good sequel to an episode of cone-assisted banter, especially when directed at the same Banter-biter or Bantagonist. It can be used as an isolated piece of banter or as a part of a larger bantathon.

"Guys, why are my toaster tongs set in a massive block of ice? did you do it to annoy me?"

"No, for Ice-assisted banter"

by ***Welshy*** March 8, 2009

Bant Land

The land in which one gets their banter from.

Person 1: where did you get that rufelin from?

Person 2: oh i got it from bant land.

Person 3: awesome.

by kingofknowledge June 30, 2011

Bantchev

1. To be colossally stupid

2. To have the looks of a Serbian War Criminal

"Imaad, why are you wearing that black hoodie? You look like a real Bantchev,"

by abhayk March 9, 2017

no banter

The type of male who always seems keen to stay in the crowd. It's only after 15 years of friendship you get left alone in a bar with him. It suddenly dawns on you that this man has no conversation at all.

Whatever happens tonight lads - don't leave me alone with Simon Keir. He has absolutely no banter.

by Sobsnewcadtle October 25, 2015

banter

Supple term used to describe activities or chat that is playful, intelligent and original. Banter is something you either posses or lack, there is no middle ground. It is also something inherently English, stemming as it does from traditional hi-jinks and tomfoolery of British yesteryear.

"You, sir, are drunk"

"Maybe so but you are ugly and I will be sober in the morning"

"Good banter sir"

by Zach_banter February 16, 2006