Bangle

1. The angle of which the selfie is taken to appear attractive
2. A picture that makes you appear bangable when you are not
3. The perfect balance between bangable and ugly
4. How you drop 200lbs with a 45 degree rotation

1. My eyes hurt from the bangles on tinder
2. Can't tell if she's a beaut or a bangle
3. Taco bell and selfies are the two sided sword of bangles
4. I'm drunk enough to smash a bangle

by SoapyT November 20, 2014

Bangles

Angled bangs, what people ask a hairstylist to cut when they are too much of a pansy to get actual.

Adam: Hey Lydia! Did you do something different to your hair??

Lydia: Yah! I got bangles! You like?

A: Ummmm don’t you mean bangs?

L: These are basically the same.
A: UMM NO THEY’RE NOT

by Lou._. June 07, 2018

mangle bangle

a fat fucking cheater

"hello guys my name is mangle bangle and today im going to fuck my 10000000000000 non amy wives"

by _jtoniii July 01, 2024

mangle bangle

a fat fucking cheater who is also a commie

"hello guys my name is mangle bangle and today im gonna fuck my 100000000000000000 non-amy wives!!!!!!!! reestablish the soviet union!!!!!!!!!"

by _jtoniii July 01, 2024

wog bangles

Hand cuffs.

Leroy, you are not complying, I'm putting you in wog bangles before you get in the car.

by sipukka November 04, 2022

Ham Bangle

Another word for the arse muscle or Sphincter

Consuela was powerless to resist the thrill of the cash as she was a cheap whore who would do anything for money, so when a client bent her over, shagged her up the fudge tunnel, she gripped onto his pork sword with her ham bangle until he paid her well

by Sanddancer June 25, 2012

lez bangle

A gay woman (lesbian) used as status symbol - alluding to being worn on the arm like a cheap trinket. Predominantly by a single, straight man who would be described as a 'fag stag'

"Come on Emilio, you don't need a lez bangle"

by jaypwah December 15, 2015