Boon or Bane

Did he do it FOR me or TO me?
Iam "Boon or Bane?"

Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."

Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"

Hym "You insulted him 🤷"

Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"

Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."

Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"

Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"

Iam "What!?"

Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"

Iam "Judas! Traitor!"

Hym "You have no sense of humor!"

Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."

Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
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bane arc

when you blast an unholy amount of gear and everything under the table to get huge. usually takes place after your girlfriend dumps you and breaks your heart.
when snow fall hits the bane arc starts
by injin night October 24, 2023
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Bane-ing

V. The act of placing one's face in a woman's breasts and attempting to speak. The result is a sound and speech pattern similar to Bane from The Dark Knight Rises.
Logan: "Hey Johan, I "Bane-d" a girl last night. I was at second base, tequila drunk buried my face in her chest and muffled "I am Gotham's Reck-on-Ing"
Johan: I have no words.
Pete: You should add "Bane-Ing " on Urban Dictionary
by CapN'Murrica November 27, 2014
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gay bane

'gay bane': A derogatory term invented by Ritchie to augment the argument of accusing someone of being 'gay' because they upset him.
"Dave ur such a gay bane."
by djg2006 September 25, 2006
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lazlo bane

A great rock band there hit song was on a show called scrubs "Im no superman"
Me:I love Lazlo bane
Some idiot:Who? you're such a whitey
Me:I am african american obviously and I like there music
by Queen jasmine December 12, 2007
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Nixon's Bane

"The others in the group drank alcohol, but I indulged in Nixon's Bane."
by !ARCHIVIST! May 02, 2017
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Citizen Bane

Hangs around the GameFAQs GTA San Andreas: Social Board.
Is quite strange and narcissistic, sometimes posts random messages that make no sense.
He is one of the regs though and enjoys fapping.
Bane is the best mass-debater!
by techno98 April 09, 2005
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