bald freddy

An absolutely terrifying rendition of Freddy Carter that pops up on my bookstagram feed every once and a while to remind me that, try as I might, I can never escape the hellscape that is this picture and the cult behind it.

I was tapping through my Instagram stories and saw a picture of bald freddy. My day was henceforth ruined and all my organs stopped working immediately.

by librarygremlin July 8, 2021

Bald martin

Bald martin Is the Literal God, Some might say the Ultimate God (and there right)
He is usually bullied and tortured By his Step Son MORGZ
And is married to A DUMBASSED WHORE BIG JILL
He's famous for the magical Dish, Beans and burgers, Only he can make it... and if you Eat his dish you become blessed and get one wish granted

HEs Literal god

Bald martin

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

by Fricking dumbass February 24, 2020

bald bep

A term that denotes a person who is infatuated with Ninjago, obsessed with a Roblox game called "Saber Showdown", and is also bald.

esp. someone who suffers from chronic and compulsive halfswinging.

"damn stop halfswinging u bald bep"

"the gamedev is such a bald bep"

by Alverum July 8, 2023

Bald martin

Jesus in human form. Married a nonce.

Bald Martin is our saviour

by Rain Katie December 7, 2019

Bald Mullet

see Skullet

A person who is balding but maintains long luscious locks (mullet) at the back has both an almost entirely bald head and simultaneously, a mullet is said to have a Bald Mullet which is also known as a Skullet.

by Professor Pro January 4, 2012

Bald Beth

Sssniperwolf's bestie, a character in Dhar Mann's youtube videos

"HA HA BALD BETH WHERES YOUR HAIR HA HA"
"you're not even a real gamer"
"i can't believe nobody guessed you were the imposter"
*gives ps5*

by Determinate May 13, 2021

bald nan

The common British offense used by younger males to offend others.

Go suck your bald nan.

by JapBash February 27, 2017